*Repressed memory resurfaces*
I had a girlfriend many years ago, who would sit outside the bathroom as I squeezed the brown cheese, listening intently and playing with herself as I grunted out a hefty bum nugget.
Apparently she liked the sounds that men make on the toilet.

*bokes*
(Mrs Pooflake raped Bert behind Pooflake's back, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:06, closed)

eep!
*turns up radio, sticks fingers in ear, goes "lalalala" and pretends she can't hear anything*
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:07, closed)

I'm sorry
I felt dirty typing that, and physically ill remembering it.
(Mrs Pooflake raped Bert behind Pooflake's back, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:09, closed)

^^ what CHCB says
She is one sick mother.
( big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:06, closed)

^^^
What! It was his mother!

oh sorry, just re-read it properly.

Still gross though.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:27, closed)

haha
and to think if anyone is within a 5m radius of me i wont shit because i hate the sound
(pancakes_n_ham, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, closed)