To follow piston broke's post
I very much approve of whoever it was that said:

"There's nothing more overrated than bad sex, and nothing more underrated than a good shit."
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:15, closed)

Hear, hear!
The upside to getting in at 9 is it means I usually arrive just after the cleaner's been through and done the gents' on my floor. There's something strangely satisfying about having a freshly cleaned cubicle to befoul with my...erm...foulness.
(The Supreme Crow : LOVE IS BOAT, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:18, closed)

Supreme Crow:
Yes, although you feel bad if you beat them there and know that they'll get the full brunt of the nastiness.

(I'm also going to selectively ignore the second apostrophe in your reply. Fnarr.)
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:38, closed)

What's wrong with the second apostrophe?

(The Supreme Crow : LOVE IS BOAT, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:41, closed)

The second apostrophe is gramatically correct...
but reading your post without it is funnier :) Well, if you're twelve...which I forever will be.
(chase, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:20, closed)

I first read it................
in a book of Graffiti in the 80's.
It's been posted on the QOTW before now too.

I have to agree though, never a truer word spoken!
(Mrs Liveinabin is not ill anymore!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:57, closed)