Interestingly enough
Actually, it's not that interesting, but when I was sat upon the porcelain throne earlier today, I suddenly heard a crack, and simultaneously lurched sideways as the seat mounting gave way.

Thankfully the turtle's head hadn't quite emerged by this point, so I was able to recover the situation without serious incident, but it does mean the usable bog quota of the department has been halved.

Length - about 7 inches, gently curled, and somewhat dark due to the amount of red wine I drank last night.
( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:13, closed)