Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Another reason I don't sit down on busesAfter the trauma of the piss pot incident I resolved not to sit upstairs on a bus for the forseeable future, so when I got on the bus a few weeks ago I headed for the last avaliable double seat downstairs.
Being Manchester on a Saturday, it was right in front of a pack of chavvy looking guys of about 15. They didn't look too bad though, and the one directly behind me was unmistakably learning disabled so I thought they were probably quite nice to be out with him really.
Before I continue, I should add that I have pretty nice hair. It's long, it's silky, it's been described as 'glistening in the sun like freshly spun gold' when just washed.
People comment on it a fair amount, and a lot of my friends like to randomly stroke it, so I wasn't all That suprised when I felt somone behind me playing with it.
However, what Was a bit more disturbing was when I turned round to ask the kid to stop...
you can't hide a raging boner in a pair of nylon trackies.
Somewhat freaked out, I said nothing and turned back around. I didn't really want to draw any attention to the poor guy, but when I heard the lads he was with start laughing, I realised they must have noticed. I felt a bit sorry for him when I got off the bus to meet my friend for swimming.
She told me I looked a bit wierd, so I explained what had happened as we went inside the aquatics centre, and finished my tale in the queue.
It was when I moved past her towards the changing rooms that she let out a shriek, and pulled me to one side.
You guessed it.
Retarded Scally Boy had had a lovely bus wank, and jizzed in my hair :(
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Completely Underwhelmed thinks the words "woo" & "hoo" go aptly together., Fri 30 May 2008, 13:49,
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Isn't it supposed to be good for hair?But look at it this way....he was both retarded, and a scally. Fate could not have been crueller to him.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:00,
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Actually it is supposed to be quite good for hair,and I could at least wash my hair straight away in the pool showers.
It's just the image I have of him tossing off onto the back of my head :S
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Completely Underwhelmed thinks the words "woo" & "hoo" go aptly together., Fri 30 May 2008, 18:42,
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why do horrific things happen to nice peoplethis makes me a sad quibble :(
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