Pigeons
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm scared - nay, terrified of pigeons.

The reasoning behind this is stupid as I didn't used to be - an ex of mine (crazy psycho whack job lesbian freakshow croca-dilly-pig) was afraid of them which, unfortunately transferred to me.

It's not specifically the bird itself I'm afraid of, it's the fact that they will probably fly into your face - I mean they'll fly at you in that menacing way and try to eat your face.

Ok, I'm not **that** frightened of them, but they're freakishly freaky with a shade of freakiness to them....

I'll add a caveat in to this and say that it's those town pigeons I'm afraid of - Wood pigeon is different as it's yummy :D
(james_tiger_woods is a bit up and down (mostly down today) on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:45, closed)

Yeah
I'm not that fond of pigeons as well as seagulls. I'm not as scared of pigeons as I am of seagulls, but it does come pretty close, the shitty cooing cunts.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:47, closed)

I had one of
Those bastards fly into my face as I was talking to a friend, in the street, in Houndslow.

Its wing went in my mouth, as I was talking, so I managed to bite down on the greasy, dusty feathers...

I quickly vomited.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:50, closed)

I have a pair of wood Pigeons building a nest in my 30ft conifer
they are lovely and very graceful, they make cute cooing noises and I expect I will hear mini tweets soon
( Mrs. Sp@m is Terry Wogan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:51, closed)

Kaol!
Care to start our own Sand and Pigeons support group? We could call it SaP Support...

I too was hit in the face by a nasty town pigeon and a French one at that. It literally slapped me as it swooped arrogantly past and twatted me in the face with it's minging wing. Bleugh.
(e.m.m.y. likes burlesque and glamour... Dahlings!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:56, closed)