Every time 'Showbiz News' comes on the TV
it makes me want to rip the presenters' faces off, deep-fry them, soak them in acid and then superglue them back on.

Who gives a flying fuck about Amy Cunting Winehouse's crack habit, or that Lilly Allen has just lost her hellspawn to a miscarriage? Why would I care? What makes them think I'm even remotely interested? It doesn't affect me, does it? My ex-girlfriend also lost her child to a miscarriage. Why didn't that make it onto the TV?

Molest my cathode ray tube with this shite again and feel my sword.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock has a truckload of woo, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:51, closed)

And
if I'm in the middle of watching a film, I WANT TO WATCH THAT FILM! What part of your brain thought that I might be interested in trash presented by some low rate presenter who can't get a job on the proper news.
( Madam Marlboro and that's what killed Richard, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:59, closed)

Would you really want your ex-girlfriend's miscarriage reported on the news?
It's bad enough having to retract your news amongst family and friends.
(Voodoo Mary would like you to pull the ropes a little tighter, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:38, closed)