Couple of things:
One thing that I feel a little guilty about is just how much I get irritated by my Mother when she's watching T.V. Every so often she makes a little noise as if what she's hearing is somehow amazing, interesting, shocking or previously unknown. It's almost a sarcastic exlamation. The problem is she makes these noises at random (or opportune?) times. For example:

"A taxi firm boss who was caught with £400,000 of "dirty money" has been jailed for three years. " Mum: oOoOhmmmm!!!

"Peter Smith, 39, gasp!!!! was convicted at the High Court in Glasgow of laundering the money, which !!! police mMmMmMMMmm believe was gasp!!the proceeds of drug dealing. "


2 things that have already been mentioned is slow walekrs on the hgih street and people who act compeltely dumbfounded that I (at age 23) don't drive. Get over it you prick!

Also having done work in a call-centre in my student days when calling businesses a typical introduction from me would be: "Hi there, it's Michael here calling from Tree Bee" and the outrageously hilarious response would be: "Hi 'Michael Here' how are you doing".

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(The Dirty Weeker is cutting out your picture - from page 1, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

im 26
and still can't legally drive.
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:40, closed)