Aaarrgghhhhh!
At the moment I'm Miss Angry from West Yorkshire.

Couldn't go to the B3ta bash this weekend. My internet connection at home is still not working. I can't shift the extra 1/2 a stone I wish to lose to make me irresistable to the opposite sex and my holiday is still 5.1/2 weeks away. I'm 42 and I still get spots and I WANT SEX NOW!
( big-girl's-blouse is in BOATongism's gang, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:49, closed)

but the sun is out
and we all love you and your posts (even if you do have a silly accent in *real life*)

hug?
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Tue 6 May 2008, 11:05, closed)

Is that
your lonely heart ad?
( Madam Marlboro and that's what killed Richard, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, closed)

More like my lonely vagina ad!
*sniffs*
( big-girl's-blouse is in BOATongism's gang, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, closed)

We all want sex now
the trick is, finding it.

Finally put your disc in the post, should arrive Thursday (because 1st class isn't what it used to be so doubt if it'll get there tomorrow...). Placid and 'Flake didn't turn up (prolly cos you weren't coming) so was resolutely medium-sized bash, if still ace. Get organising one yerself and we will all flock round...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:23, closed)

vagina is such a fugly word...
for something so appealing

just saying
( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:06, closed)

Heh
5.5 weeks until my holiday too...
(snee held his breath since, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:48, closed)