PDAs
First time poster, so bear with me. But I have to have a rant.

PDAs - no, not those stupid computery things that important people had before the Blackberry. No. Public Displays of Affection. It's probably because I'm a lonely, single, grizzled gay man, but it really fucks me off. There should be laws against it. Very occasional hand-holding is perfectly acceptable, but if you're *constantly* holding hands in public, you clearly have trust issues or one of you is woefully worried that the other one is going to run away. I don't want to see any cuddling, nuzzling, heavy petting or tonsil tennis in public. You have me want to heave.

You might both be friends of mine and I might think you're a great couple, but that doesn't excuse the pair of you virtually simulating sex in front of me. You're disgusting. Go and have a fucking cold shower instead.
(caffeine_junkie, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, closed)

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I heartily agree, although the pisstederrrrr I get, the more handsy I become... but that applies to the general public and not just the boyf....
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, closed)

I'm not grizzled or a man :)
But I totally agree. I don't need to see anyone's tongue at work that is not mine or my partner's.
(reducedfatLOLcat is probably touching her ladybits on, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:30, closed)