Complete strangers touching me,
I was in a local "trendy" late bar last night, and was rather drunk. When chucking out time came about the bouncers were trying to get people to move along. One of them, a really big fucker, put his hands on the small of my back to get my attention and to encourage me to leave. I was finishing my drink and spun around the instant he touched me and shot him the most vicious hate stare that I could muster given my state of inebriation.
I was going to shout at him "Don't you ever fucking touch me you knuckle-dragging 5 Euro an hour dickhead", but I was too amused by the fact that my expression alone made a man who was a full 18 inches taller than me take a few steps back, looking genuinely frightened.

This is great. I'm going to do it more often.
(drfeck pissshitfuck, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:13, closed)