Bitching on b3ta
There's been quite an abundance of this lately, involving personal attacks and nasty words. Is there any need for this? I think not. See FAQ: "There's someone really annoying on the board, is it ok to be rude to them?"

Of course, one person's definition of annoying is another's humour. We all have differing opinions, morals, values, tastes - it's what makes us individuals and is partly what separates us from the animal kingdom. The other part is not licking our bottoms - courtesy of emvee, see below.

So please, for the love of sugary fuck (to quote Pooflake) if any b3tans aren't your cup of tea, then use the ignore button.

It keeps everyone's blood pressure at a much healthier level, and saves trawling through material that doesn't float your boat.

Happy bank holiday BTW.

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:28, closed)

well put

( spimf ™ is best described as 'risky', Mon 5 May 2008, 12:33, closed)

To quote Arnie J:
"No, what separates us from the animal kingdom is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own bottoms."
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:41, closed)

Indeed
But if someone moans at me through gaz, they will be mocked!
( piston_broke, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:50, closed)

Aye, quite right,
but sometimes, it can be quite funny...

*ducks*

*edit* For the love of sugary fuck!? I'm gathering some delightful phrases on here today, just had a right good giggle at 'Bog Goblin' for those creepy guys in nightclubs who stand behind you when you pee and offer to help.
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:50, closed)

My ignore list
has but one person on it, coolduder. I just love everyone to absolute bits :)
( baw__bag has lost his rage and rediscovered his rager, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:17, closed)

@ emvee
I like that too :o)
I'll edit then x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:24, closed)

^ Although it has been known
for humans to use their tongues on each other's bottoms...
( K2k6 is real, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:33, closed)

^ ew....
That's almost enough to put me off my beer later....
But not quite.

Or did you mean that metaphorically?
Still yucky.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:41, closed)

^ No
I meant it quite literally.

Although it's admittedly not done for cleaning purposes. Best to make sure it's nice and clean first.

Enjoy your beer. It's a nice day for it.
( K2k6 is real, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:58, closed)

Indeed
even the great and the good have been known to indulge:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_me_in_the_ass
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:11, closed)

^ oh mein Christ....
I opened that link with one eye shut as a precaution....
I'm now chortling away to the extent my beer-bellies are all a-wobble :o)

Mozart had Tourettes......... well, fuck me, I never knew that. I will research that piece dilligently. I have a few of his concertos (sp?) kicking around - keep forgetting how much I like him and listen to The Dead Kennedys and the like instead.

Emvee, thank you for that information. I was about to do some weeding in the garden. You have inspired me to take the ghetto blaster & a glass of wine out there instead.

*goes to dig out Mozart cd's*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:59, closed)

@K2k6
Thank you, I will!
Enjoy your day too, for it is glorious x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:01, closed)

I was quite amused at
being called an overblown mong by Spimf. It did make me chuckle.
( workboresme knows Ninja is safe and happy, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:17, closed)

Well said Super Sweary

I just can't beleive you didn't already know about the bum-licking for fun and profit.
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 5 May 2008, 18:26, closed)