Bare
Men who take their shirts off when they play football.

Newsflash, fuck-knuckles! Not everyone wants to see your 'toned abs', most of which are, in reality flabby pasty-skinned lumps of beer-belly. If I want to see topless men I'll go to a body-building contest thank you very much.

If women went around topless then they'd be arrested, unless they happen to be on a beach. Nipple are still nipples, whichever way you look at it.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:48, closed)

or worse
when it gets a bit hot and men walk around the shop you work in topless. they are always minging, and i live in fear of accidentally turning around suddenly and walking into an armpit.
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:53, closed)

Are you serious? Seeing nipples on footballers offends you?
I imagine you don't enjoy the now popular 1000 marker nudity posts on the main board then? :s
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:01, closed)

WiL
It's not like seeing nipples offends me, I like a good torso when it's appropriately done (most athletes etc), but a bunch of unattractive guys swaggering about with what looks like the body of Frankenstein's rejected twin brother, then we have a problem.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:11, closed)

Haha, fair enuff, it just sounded a bit, erm, odd how you put it there,
but I know, folks of all sexes sizes and ages, there is a time and a place to get semi nekkid, and preferably someplace green and enclosed by trees.

Nudity in any form in a built up/enclosed area just seems out of place to me, a lot of shops have signs up similar to the No Smoking signs in summer I notice and I don't blame them.

Put your shirt/trousers back on before you go into the supermarket, sun seekers, please! :P
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:23, closed)