So then...
Dwain Chambers: should he represent team GB in Beijing?

Lets sort this out once and for all.
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 11:45, 27 replies)

Listen hard
All of you sick twisted web-bastards.
The End Of Days in here, the final Sign has been shown.
The Beast approaches, with his Horsemen.

I, your Lord and Saviour, Kaol the Magnificent, have seen the Sign, and I know the Truth.

That sign is an Unholy Union: The Sacred Question, and the Holy Image Challenge are both on the same subject.

The End is nigh, so repent, before it's too late.
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:45, 18 replies)

Morning all
Anyone around? Deviltanians or otherwise?


( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 8:29, 250 replies)

Hmmm
@Chickenlady - 'twas rejected by the Beeb, so I guess I should get my backside in gear and send it somewhere else!

@BGB - My dear, you make me blush ;)
(SeasonTicketless "your nun's had a mastectomy?" hehe - See profile, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:39, 1 reply)

Found on Jerry Pournelle's site
=================

My five-year old students, are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"

I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...


" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful

=========================
(The Resident Loon Don't worry, we're from the Internet!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 19:34, 2 replies)

Shall we in here then?
It's the evening! What fun.


(PenguinOfDeath is still looking for cheap drums, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:41, 291 replies)

I love cover songs
my favourite is probably The Lemonheads version of Mrs Robinson

let me know yours. the more distance, musically speaking, between the two artists the better.
( Vipros this crack is really moreish, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:37, 27 replies)

There are builders upstairs from the office and they are making an unholy racket
so I wrote this to amuse myself (see inside reply as is tradition)
(bazmorningstar counting the hours til booze - hurrah!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:11, 1 reply)

Once again...
Once again I am sitting (hiding) in the local Costa coffee shop, avoiding work.

I had a day off yesterday and rather than do anything productive like look for a new job, decided to sleep for the day, getting up at 11am and going back to bed at 5pm.

Boredom rules my life, which is why I'm sharing this with you all.

Any suggestions as to how I can become less bored?

And to pre-empt the calls for wanking, I do that already, plenty. Or for a funny answer, why do you think I'm not allowed to drink in the local Starbucks any more? :)
(SeasonTicketless "your nun's had a mastectomy?" hehe - See profile, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:39, 7 replies)

Suicide Girls
Does anyone know any suicide girls personally? I'm considering sending a photoset as it's on my list of things to do before I'm 30, but I'm a bit scared as I'd obviously be nekked on teh interwebs. Just wondered if anyone knew any suicide girls to talk to?
(KittyOHara pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:34, 4 replies)

Why
is there a suggestions board for QOTW?

"I know what would make for some great anecdotes, people making a list of films they like!"

I propose a hijack.
( Madam Marlboro suck my metaphorical cock, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:05, 10 replies)

b3ta on Uncyclopedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/B3ta
( mistaspakkaman - meeting Internet weirdos in real-life since 1997, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 14:42, 1 reply)

pope visit to Australia
They just announced on National Nine News that

"The papal root has been extended so that more people can experience it."

I hope you find that as amusing as I do.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 8:13, 9 replies)

First
Is anyone else about yet this morning?

( beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 7:30, 196 replies)

Right


Since the other thread has stopped, I'm starting tonights little chat all on my lonesome. Come join me for fun, kittens, reggae reggae sauce, horses (the best of all the animals) and all of your base belonging to us.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:22, 208 replies)

b3ta wiki
Don't know if you've seen it yet, but there's a b3ta wiki at http://b3ta.wik.is/
( mistaspakkaman - meeting Internet weirdos in real-life since 1997, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:29, 3 replies)

B3ta - reflecting world religions?
We’ve got an Anglican church that is split between liberal minded folks open to the idea of gay vicars and female bishops, and the ultra-right wing bigots that are still stuck in the middle ages and wondering why church attendance is dropping off. You’ve got the Jewish faith which is split into so many different denominations of Jew that it’s hard to keep track, and they don’t mix. Catholics and Protestants, two faiths separated by a common God… etcetera. Whatever the denomination, their religious beliefs are right and everyone with a differing viewpoint will burn in hell.

And on B3ta we’ve got a number of forums, including /talk, and /board, and /QOTW… featuring members who have all (presumably) been attracted to B3ta by a love of creative and non-PC humour, whether written or graphic, but who are mostly comfortable in their own particular sphere.

I suppose what I’m saying is accept the fact that there are probably thousands of people that use B3ta and you’re not going to agree with all of them. But have enough respect to realise that people are free to post what they like, within certain parameters. Don’t hurl abuse at someone just because they have a different viewpoint to you. You don’t like that QOTW has become quite an interactive forum? Fine, don’t join in. Post something if you have something to contribute, otherwise leave them to their own devices. /Talk a bit quickfire and too full of abuse for your tastes? Leave it, it ain’t worth it. Can’t use photoshop? Not a problem, just look at the image challenge stuff. Find your niche, have a venture into other boards – if you don’t like what you see, you don’t have to go back.

But suggesting the removal of an entire board just because you perceive it to be of absolutely no relevance to you anymore? That’s just childish.

B3ta. It’s the new religion, I tells ya.
( Davros' Granddad diddleydumdiddleydumdiddleydumwooeeeeooo, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:01, 33 replies)

Just curious...
I detect some sniping between a number of contributors and Woodside Industries. Where did it begin?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:15, 21 replies)

Welcome to Wednesday
Breakfast, anyone?


( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 8:36, 170 replies)

Evening all
Shall we congregate in here tonight?


(PenguinOfDeath is still looking for cheap drums, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 18:35, 242 replies)

bored
so so bored. anyone got any good jokes?? share the love...
( rachelswipe when life hands you lemons FUCK THE LEMONS & bale, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:57, 41 replies)

I've just checked the b3ta entry on Wikipedia
I'm no longer mentioned. Nor is Bert or CHCB or Chickenlady or Frank or anyone.

Somebody must dislike us.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:17, 16 replies)

Evening Folks
I'm new to everything but QOTW here so I may have missed what I'm looking for, but is there a diasporic drinks night for the Australian members?
(Ed9489 is battling through a bottle of Arak, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 15:09, 7 replies)

Morning all
I'm on a half day today as I have a hospital appointment today - nothing serious, just dermatology to fix my rubbish skin. What are you all up to today?


( beckyjsbx http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/console_lines.png, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:39, 176 replies)

So another day of work.
I'm struggling at the moment. I'm in a job that I like, with people that I like, yet I'm finding it very difficult to get the motivation to do anything other than call in sick and sit around in my pants all day. I'm not sleeping properly and due to the nature of my commute, I rarely have enough time to do any clearing up in the house I've just moved into so I'm surrounded by mess, which is kind of depressing.

It's weird, I'm not actually down or anything, I just seem to be suffering from a bout of apathy. Anyone else just finding it all so insufferably dull?

I think I need a holiday.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 8:06, 13 replies)

Helloooooooooo!
Anybody there?




Don't let me listen to the blues all alone.
( big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 19:26, 210 replies)