@the internet
I have just got back from the South Pole to return to my job as a fast jet pilot/humanitarian/philanthropist.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:47, 38 replies)

@large

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

@becky
Any in particular?
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

@Al
We should. Who wants to go first?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

OMG CHCB just gazzed me a pic of her cock
It's very mighty and shiny
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

@becky
we should send them pictures to demonstrate mad SkillZ that we think would help them in there visa applications.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

@Esme
Then we should pity the young Australians who cant. We really should.
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

@Becky
I DO. I thought all EU passports did.
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

@All
Who else has a passport that will let them live and work in other European countries?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Perfection
Should have done this a long time ago.
(Hairus Pottus Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:25, 3 replies)

@/talk
30 minutes? That's 25 minutes more attention span than I credited you.
( The Light In Chains has Mountain Goats stuck in his head, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

@baldmonkey
That suggestion makes you appear such a spastic cunt.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

@every waitress ever
you should have a little notepad to write things in so you don't have to remember.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

@becky
no that's a ludicrous suggestion. That's the kind of thing I would expect baldmonkey to suggest, it's so spasticated.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

@all
does anyone want to see a picture of my cock?
( crackhouseceilidhband is otherwise engaged, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:18, 7 replies)

@Al
Do you have a special waitress notebook so you can write things down so that you don't have to remember?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

@clendrix
yes I'm sure, if you were as good a waitress as me you would know that I knew that you knew that I knew that.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

@al
areyousureareyousureareyousure?
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

@Al
Death through rolling eyes and not noticing the dog that you fall over would surely be worse?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

@clendrix
death by falling over a dog after eating a carvery would be better.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

@baldmonkey
I for one am fucking disgusted by internet lies. I suspect you have no mad SkilZ and would be denied entry to other European countries.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

@becky
That's the spirit. Now have sex with me in my honda accord.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:12, 1 reply)

@becky
stop being so fucking sensible. People like you make me want to touch myself.
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:12, 1 reply)

@al
in a further unexpected twist, I appear to have lied. On QOTW. Shocking.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

@OT Oh come on
we get visited by /talk people every day and no one chucks a hissy fit. Why is this any different? So they're making lots of new threads, let them. Just put them on ignore if you don't want to read them.
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:11, 7 replies)

@balders
Death by Carvery. Anything else is pointless.
( clendrix You like wood? Well eat this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

@al
He just won't fuck off
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

@baldmonkey
I thought you were killing yourself? I was looking forward to the tribute page
( althegeordie thinks Bert is a poo head., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

@I_Was_Mordred,
in a completely unexpected twist your request seems to have actually made things worse. I can't understand it. It makes no sense.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

@baldmonkey
AWESOME TWITTER/STAR WARS HUMOUR. WELL DONE.
( baldmonkey is all like "yeah like i care", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)