I am fucking hammered
but I took mum and roses ojut beyond the breakwater. I love my mum, and you lot.......love your mums, ok
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:23, 3 replies)

morning my lovelies
how goes it?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:08, 37 replies)

OMG!!!!
AltheGeordie has been immortalised on /board!

See for yourself....

www.b3ta.com/board/9480489
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, 7 replies)

I am now in my new house
And fucking knackered. And very sunburned. And slightly drunk. How are you lot?
( jim_bob open.spotify.com/album/5jr4CUAgJt2fH2vBkwX5cD, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:44, 22 replies)

Myyyyy it's slow today!
I just had a delicious bowl of beef-flavoured noodles. And fried beancurd. Not only have I bastardised a supposed health food but I have added it to cheapo MEAT FLAVOURED STODGE.

How very lovely.

So how is everyone spending tonight? I'm contemplating going to see The Pet, but I don't know. Would like to, but am very very tired.

Tomorrow, I'm hopefully going to revise. Maybe. Humour me?
(Lampito is trying not to look so lost, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:08, 18 replies)

Noob alert.
I'm not even a year old so excuse the noobity and plz dnt pwned!!1!11!!1 me.

After perusing a profile or two, I became curious. What was the great fire of b3ta?
(colonel69, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:29, 5 replies)

Hey cunts
I got one postcard request. One! Bollocks to the rest of you! ;)
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sat 30 May 2009, 19:27, 8 replies)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Finished my Essay!!!! it is 1:44 in the morning and it's DONE!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:44, 7 replies)

Morning!
Had a lovely flight last night - as I am terrified of taking off the cabin boy saw I had teh fear and brought me a big glass of wine.
There was a soldier coming home in the economy section, the cabin crew dragged his ass up to first class. Even though I don't support the war I DO support the troops, and as he was sat next to me I wouldn't let anyone get off the plane before him :)
Got to hotel drunk as fuck and passed out around 10pm. Is now 7.30, so gonna tour the city.

Have a good Saturday, b3tards!

Edit: If anyone wants a postcard, gaz me your address
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:34, 5 replies)

Come on Everton!!
that is all

(am a fan of neither)
(Halfy House house house house house house house house, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:02, 7 replies)

Sorry for butting in...
But do any of you remember what the QOTW was when I told the story of the time I saw my Landlords old mother washing her fanny at the kitchen sink?

(I am 100% certain that none of you have ever been asked that question before)

I know it made the 'Best of' page, but I can't find it at all...
(scarpe is sober, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:44, 3 replies)

A small question.
If you have a look at the ED article on this place, there's some notes about pronunciation:

Like users of 4chan's /b/, users of b3ta refer to themselves as "b3tards", which is pronounced exactly the same way as /b/tard: in the United Kingdom, the Greek letter "beta" is pronounced "BEE-ta" (as in "beat off") rather than "BAY-ta" (as in "masturbater").

Of course, in accordance with this, I say bee-ta.

AA, who I was alarmed to hear, calls it bay-ta.

How do you say it? Or do you not refer to this hallowed place in normal conversation?


NB I speak Ancient Greek with a scottish accent anyway, so my knowledge of pronunciation is pretty much ouden.
(Lampito is trying not to look so lost, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:40, 15 replies)

Literal videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Total Eclipse of the Heart, lyrics replaced with a description of what's going on in the video. Brilliant.

"The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top".
( The Light In Chains has Mountain Goats stuck in his head, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:22, 4 replies)

Last night...
I met Lampito for the first time, and we had a cracking laugh!

Went to the pub, shits and giggles ensued.

Ended up going bush diving (fnarr) on my way home, and am now covered in cuts and bruises!

All in all, cracking night.

How about you lot? Who do you want to win today?
( Agnostic Antichrist wonders if there are any 'normal' pics of him..., Sat 30 May 2009, 9:31, 3 replies)

spam
spam
(hojoh, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:16, 10 replies)

Good morning me fluffies
Here, have a...



How is everyone this morning?
(Hairus Pottus Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:16, 22 replies)

Parental pride
My three-year-old daughter, upon hearing her little brother fart today, said ``oh, now i have to go pull daniel's finger.''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 3:04, 5 replies)

Hurray!
I am at the airport bar. Bringing mums ashes through security was amusing.......lots of "I'm sorry for your loss" as the urn has to go through seperately.

There's a really annoying guy behind me
( workboresme being bored at work since, Sat 30 May 2009, 1:36, 7 replies)

I reckon some of you lot watch Britain's Got Talent.
What's your opinion on this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=smYfRmC7rgA
( Karl Hysteria isn't a girl anymore, Sat 30 May 2009, 0:56, 4 replies)

Oh come on people
there was a swift burst of energy there and it got EXCITING and FUN. Let's not let this ebb away now, let's take it all the way.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:32, 3 replies)

Pop Quiz
The situation: couple, living together, dating for just under a year. She mentions (repeatedly) that her birthday is coming up. He asks her if he needs to get her a cake. She says no. Her birthday comes and goes, no cake, her feelings are hurt.

Who do you think is at fault?

Specify your gender, the problem gender, and why.
( The Light In Chains has Mountain Goats stuck in his head, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:27, 21 replies)

Oh great
looks like i'm starting again. Okay, 1.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:24, 9 replies)

more4 now
The remake of Solaris is on. Great film :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Nope, scratch that, I appear to have lost the ability to count. I blame the beer. This is number 8.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I tell a lie, i've done 7. So this is like a bonus eighth post.
you can pin this one to your wall like a medal.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:21, 8 replies)

So, 30 posts and I've done about 5 so far, so this'll be 6 I guess

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I wonder how many one line posts it takes to fill a page?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 2 replies)

Anyone sitting alone and drinking in front of the computer?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 1 reply)

Anyone been out tonight and just got back?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 29 May 2009, 23:16, 4 replies)