Topic for today.
Bert is a deluded mong who sucks sailors willies.

Discuss. I want 100 words by monday.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, 20 replies)

AWOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA!
I'm getting hitched, and I'm having a B3ta Stag bash. Because I'm so right on, both boys and girls can come. It will be in London, and I would like to invite you to come. Yes, you. Have some drinks, and use my impending matrimony to meet other people, offline.

If you're not coming, then answer me this: WHY? And: What are your top 2 song lyrics of all time, and why?
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, 88 replies)

Never forget the sporks

( althegeordie likes having a UK passport., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:40, 42 replies)

Nested vs non-nested replies in QOTWOT - I've thought of a compromise
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post416998
( mistaspakkaman - just turn on the tap, and I'll be there., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:07, 3 replies)

Is anyone else
getting excited about randomburn?
(catfaced is a voodoo child, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:18, 9 replies)

I go away for a while and they change the fecking off-topic.
Why do people have to bloody meddle.


*fumes*
( big-girl's-blouse should stay away from red wine, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, 35 replies)

OK
My head is going to implode.

How the buggery do I get a photo up on my profile?

Please.

Ta.

It's of Bert's cock. It's only a small photo.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:51, 3 replies)

*sigh*
I'm sorry in advance for how upset I am, and I'll put it in the reply. Any and all comments relating to "man the fuck up" are welcome.
( Maladicta click, click, boom, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:35, 21 replies)

All board bash May 29th
anyone fancy it?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, 23 replies)

I'm getting a bit annoyed with this philosophy lark.
So far all I have is the title. Which is some guff about equal sticks and stones.

Can anyone come up with some psychobabble bullshit I can put in my essay?

(PS. Not a real essay. I did an illustrated one last time and the teacher puts up with it. She really hates me. I can tell. Rightly so ^_^ )
(Lampito , a most convincingly non-fictitious character, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

That Joanna Lumley's nails hard
She sorted out the Gurkhas, do you think she could help with Lurkers?

I could do with a new car - what do you want her to sort out fer you?
(Apathyman oh yeah, he gets gazs and everything, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:06, 4 replies)

Good morning!
Ok, I manned the fuck up and got trashed last night. Thank you for your words of wisdom dear people.
I now have a hangover. It's dead, utterly dead at work, so I think I'm going to go out and do some aggressive marketing this afternoon at hte T-Mobile stores*

*Go fishing
( workboresme being bored at work since, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, 7 replies)

I'm fucked off.
Cheer me up. Tell me I'm pretty.
(Twefnalignerip Retarded midgets. Not big, not clever., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, 27 replies)

Well that's OT screwed then.
Damn.
( The Ghost In Chains has Mountain Goats stuck in his head, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:47, 90 replies)

What the
Why are there no reply buttons to replies in QOTW threads

I've re-added them to Off Topic.
This could be unpopular, but there's so many replies which are "@username I agree!" then a 500 word post as per usual.
This makes life a lot more readable.
To make your lives easier, the "replies" count now counts subreplies.
For any complaints, gaz me and I'll do my best to help.
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:57, 74 replies)

My garden used to be mostly made of concrete
now it consists of piles of broken concrete and some earth.

I need to get rid of the concrete but don't want to have to take it to the tip myself as they get arsey when you take loads of stuff.

Skips are too expensive, and no one seems to want to come and take it away for free.

Anyone got any cunning plans? I'm after serious suggestions here.

Failing that does anyone want to come and collect a few tons of rubble from Exeter?
( Vipros like a fighterjet made out of biceps, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, 7 replies)

Oooh!
We have a search button! Now you can all try to find my posts with ease.

Well done, Mod.
(Bertie's Erogenous Zone wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:38, 7 replies)

Once again, I find myself completement a l'ouest.
What is going on?

What's this about QOTW closing?

Wha?

Any explaining would help my fragile mind just that little bit...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:34, 36 replies)

Now if we, the better internet. Were to send over a power-council to discuss the taking of QOTW users to /talk..
..The likes of myself might not be able to attend for fear of one of you over-hammering the inhaler and tearfully running at me with a steak-knife.
In my place, I'd have to send GMoS, Baldmonkey, SirSandGoblin and AmorousBadger.

At this time, QOTW, who do YOU think would put forward amongst your own for the official moving over party.
There will have to be deals signed, mainly based around you not moaning as much over there. Especially at me.
I'm very popular.

Surely you have somebody who isn't a Linux using mouth breather. Capable of holding high level talks with people better than him or herself.


Please. Don't nominate some of your QOTW cyber eye-candy. Or Piston_Broke.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:25, 18 replies)

I have a mental block
Aside from trepanning or a plunger, what do you suggest might help?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:24, 6 replies)

Hot on the heels of yet another successful day for the accountants here at JMG Towers, I find myself back where I am at my third best. The internet.
Now, after our long overnight discussions over the closure of QOTW, we must find a use for you, the internet's forgotten men.
What would you say you, as a GROUP, QOTW could do for us in today's Britain?


Come along now. Let us brainstorm, not get huffy. Brainstorm.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, 22 replies)

I officially have Teh Fear
A mate of mine, who is a prolific downloader of stuffs off of the internets has just recieved a letter from lawyers acting on behalf of a software company regarding a D.S. game.

They want 665 quids off him or else!!

What course of action should he take?

I told hime someone has obviously hacked his wireless connection, but he's not so sure........
*EDIT* They have the application used, the date, the IP address, MAC etc etc...
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:54, 8 replies)

A follow up to yesterday's invasion story
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/07/armoured_spiders_out_of_greenland/

Anyone for some big game hunting?
(Hairus Pottus ULLAdubULLA, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:04, 9 replies)

I went home for my lunch
and as I walked down the high street I saw an old colleague of mine walking along with her Mum. She's my age, quite pretty, and we dated for a while many years ago, but we had to break up because her kisses were too toothy, and I was in love with somebody else.

The reason I'm posting? Her Mum is WAY hot. I've always had a thing for her; she's about 50, very timid, with greying hair and a sort of 'Hot Librarian' look about her.

Whose Mum would you most like to sleep with?

+1000 points if we get 10 'Your Mum's in a row.
(Bertie's Erogenous Zone wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, 23 replies)

Alright then
Who broke b3ta?
(username1, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:57, 6 replies)

What is the correct response to
"Oy, are you looking at my bird?!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, 10 replies)

leading on from the music question below
who do you think should be immortalised in music history for the sheer brilliance of their music?

personally - I'm very damn certain Jesse Younan should be better known.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, 14 replies)

I now have a new favourite word.
Pollywog - a tadpole.

What's your favourite word?

Maybe not such a good idea considering this is B3ta.........
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, 10 replies)

One for the ladies
Who else thinks the guy on the new Virgin media ad is totally hot?
( beckyjsbx SQUIRREL, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, 3 replies)

In your opinion
Which band / musical act do you consider overrated?

I'm going to have to say the Beatles. To me they were average, a few decent tunes, but I just don't see what the hysteria and adulation is all about.

I'm considering taking bets on how many people say U2...
( Davros' Granddad got the girl and killed the baddies, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:40, 59 replies)