Given this week's topic
I am vaguely disappointed that no one has posted any pictures of their children so that I can justifiably type the immortal reply "Why am I looking at your dog?".
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

How apropos.
With his long curly hair and doleful eyes my son has been likened to a spaniel.
I hope you realise I will not dare to sleep for a while now.

Be damned you b3tan temptresses.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:06, closed)

@CHCB
You're mean.

MEANIE!
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:12, closed)

that would mean
all us non breeders would be sending in photos of a wet patch though?
(Halfy in 14% of recent cases death was found to be fatal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:14, closed)

What if a B3ta member sent in a picture of their dog.
You wouldn't be so funny then.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

^
that was the origin of the phrase...

Edit: ""Why am I looking at your dog?" – is a recent text meme which is posted in reply to an unaltered photograph. Originating as a response to a photograph of somebody's pet dog, the meme has connotations of "why should I be interested in this?"." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Memes
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:31, closed)

@Halfy
Or an over-flowing belly button
(Boss Keloid no longer has the drum-tight scrotum of his youth!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:31, closed)

OK, you asked for it
Here's a picture of my kids.


( K2k6 has much snows, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:47, closed)

@BGB
As long as its not a picture of a dog licking a wet patch im not fussed either way

edit: Or a dog licking a full belly button keloid!!
(Halfy in 14% of recent cases death was found to be fatal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:48, closed)

*MIND BLEACH*
Oh dear god I really didn't want to think about K2k6's man juice.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:49, closed)

Palmella
executioner of a billion murdered sperm

err that makes no sense. meh.
(Halfy in 14% of recent cases death was found to be fatal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, closed)

@K2k6
That is SO moisturiser.

*rubs all over face*
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:51, closed)

@Bert
I can assure you, that is most certainly not moisturiser!

I made it all myself.
( K2k6 has much snows, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:56, closed)

How do you
get it so thick and full bodied? You must have waited for ages to get that shot.

arf
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:59, closed)

Confession time
I have to confess - I missed my Wednesday Wank, as I was working in the lab at the time.

_{By the way, CHCB - is there some pennance for this sort of thing, or isn't it that sort of religion? Hopefully it doesn't involve goats.}

Anyway, this meant I had a lot stored up for this morning!
( K2k6 has much snows, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:04, closed)

*rubs all over face anyway*
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)

*Tentative Lick*
Is it just me or does this taste of asparagus? Or is it pineapple?

*Offers around for corroboration*
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:43, closed)

^
EUGGGGGHHHHHH!
You licked Bert's face!
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, closed)

So tempted
to post a picture of my kid just so I can show him all the abuse he got to undermine his self confidence when he starts to read.
(oeb, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)