All this talk of babies and children.....
It's making me feel broody.












Sorry, I meant moody.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, closed)

how would you like some meaningless sex?
ring 0800-cockinabox.

sorry.
(papa bouba slap your face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:37, closed)

I misread that
as booby.

*shakes head at self*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) witnessed the decapitation of the honey monster, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:38, closed)

HoHo
I read you first line as bloody, eh?
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

Oh, BGB
You're such a doody.



Sorry, I meant Rudey.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

All this talk
Of babies and children.....
It's making me feel hungry...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, closed)

You had me going for half a second there....
I was about to suggest a lie down in a darkened room with copious amounts of alcohol until the feeling wore off!
(TheWeeWitch avoiding DIY for safety's sake .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)

A lie down in a darkened room
With copious amounts of alcohol?
I'm up for that, it's how all my best memories start...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:03, closed)

@Kaol
careful - I'm pretty sure that's how my two kids started!
(TheWeeWitch avoiding DIY for safety's sake .., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, closed)

Haha!
Don't tell them that!

Or if you do, describe it in graphic detail.

Or don't...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:06, closed)

I thought I had a maternal urge once....
Eventually realised it was just wind.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, closed)

Talking of "urges"
T minus 50 mins.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)

WW
I'm off early to get a seat. Damn b3tards.

Can we have Friggin' Friday as well? I know, but I like it soooooo much.
(Porkylips Un petit d'un petit, ca donnez vol!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)