ahhh baby and poo stories
I remember when my son was just a few weeks old, we were still doing nighlty bottle feeds.

My Misses woke up to feed and change him, she lay him on the baby changer and took his nappy off . she went to grab a new nappy when he farted. We all laughed a little.

We thought nothing of it, until we looked over towards the PC and there slowly making a descent down the front of the PC tower was a greensih slug leaving a brown trail.

He had fatred a poop onto my PC... which, i kid you not was about 8 ft away.

It was in the CD drive and everything....eugh....
(dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.....nahh he hasnt seen me, ...... DAAAANNN!!! is just on the right side of good, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:12, closed)

My kid
Vomited on my xbox =(
(oeb, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:42, closed)

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on purpose? as in disgust?
(dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.....nahh he hasnt seen me, ...... DAAAANNN!!! is just on the right side of good, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

Jet-Powered Scat
is indeed a common infant phenomenon. But on a computer? That's bad. Better that than one's face, though.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 2:35, closed)