The current Mrs Strings was getting off the metro* the other day...
...As she departed the train, a small child (by small I mean 7 or 8) commented rather loudly to his small friend on the size of her ample breasts.

"Look at the size of the melons on that!!"

They grow up so fast!


*The metro is Newcastle's attempt at a copy of Paris's metro, or the tube...but it's crap!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, closed)

You've got to love
that cheeky geordie sense of humour.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:05, closed)

The Metro
was regarded as a perfect example of an integrated transport system when it was first opened.

Then Thatcher deregulated the buses and it all went a bit tits...

hang on - tits are good though...
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

I moved to the North East...
...from Greater Manchester, and was amazed at the frequency of the Metro- there's actually more than one a day!
(beemoh, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

I dont believe you...
The child would never have said that.
He'd would have said.

"Why aye man! Would you look at t' size of the melons on that!?"
(Miggyman, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:09, closed)

...
A long-time breastfeeder, maybe?
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 2:38, closed)