Off topic, threadjack, and so on
I suppose I was asking for it... I decided this morning to chnge my name back to Enzyme, only to find that someone else registered as Enzyme yesterday.

BASTARD!

Point is - please don't confuse us. I've sent a gaz to the newbie to ask for the name back, but, in the interim, please bear in mind that "Enzyme" isn't me at the moment.

(For both our sakes, I hope we can sort this out - it'll cause no end of confusion)


EDIT: FIXED! Hurrah!!!111!eleventyone!!
Many thanks to Legless (of whose power I am now scared) and the mods
*buys round of drinks*
*learns lesson*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, closed)

*shrugs*
I won't confuse the two of you, because you're my friend and no pretender will ever be able to sound half as knowledgeable and middle class as you do.
:D
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, closed)

Hmmm
Didn't the same thing happen to Legless?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, closed)

It did, Enzyme should feel honoured
that a noob has thought his posts were so good that his username was worth stealing.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:40, closed)

'Tis a noob in my case.
I hadn't realised Legless had had the same trouble. I'll gaz him to see what he did...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)

Tell him he can be
Bert Monkeysex.

/couldn't give it away.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

Wahey!
It's like being a whole new goat raping crazy fool!

EDIT - I didn't like being Bert Monkeysex, it sounded like fun to start with, but there was a dark side.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, closed)

Bert
For what it's worth, I think "Bert Monkeysex" is a wonderful name. I wish I'd thought of it.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, closed)

the grammar will betray the imposter!
That, and the lack of saintliness.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, closed)

@al
Thank fuck for that. I was really confused for a moment there.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:52, closed)

@St Enzyme
Shush you!
*blushes*

al, my dark side is nobody's business but my own!

/only ever gets a tan on his back because of too much pillow biting.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, closed)

I changed my name...
I made it grammatically correct. It's very exciting although I'm beginning to regret the change and may change it back soon.

It's just wierd being someone different.
( big-girl's-blouse is not very fond of rear wheel drive, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

This is why
I don't think I'll change my username.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:16, closed)

It
Took me 2 years to get my name back.....

I'm seeing what I can do for poor old Enzyme...

Cheers
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:18, closed)

Fixed...
I have friends in low places...
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, closed)

wahey!
*suspiciously:*
wait a minute, how do we know that's the real Enzyme...
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:23, closed)

Enzyme...
Your sig looks fantastic now.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:23, closed)

I'm Enzyme-acus!
*stands up*
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:27, closed)

Poor effort
Real poor effort...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

@Enzyme-acus
oh really? I have my doubts. I demand to see your distinguishing features!
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

Bert...
I know it's you hiding there...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:29, closed)

@Enzyme
and yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:30, closed)

@CHCB
*shows birthmark in the shape of Richard and Judy holding a double-helix*

See? I'm smart and middle class.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:34, closed)

That's no birthmark!
It's a moon!
Etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:36, closed)

No!
I'm Bert Monkeysex!

EDIT - sorry if I do it for more than a few minutes I'm worried I may lose my soul
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:37, closed)

Dang it!
That's no moon, it's my arse.

...though, just like the moon, there is a man in it.

*winks at al*

@ al Heehee! This is getting confusing.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)

I don't like this game
*is confused*
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)

Change you name Kaol
it's fun!
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, closed)

Oh, God.
This is beginning to give me a migraine...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, closed)

Nah.
This IS my name.
I don't need to go changing it.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:41, closed)

no it isn't!
This is's my name!

('This' was already taken :C)
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:42, closed)

*shrugs*
...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:43, closed)

@Al
I see you took the picture of yourself out of your profile...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:55, closed)

Yes
I'm scared of being violated again, even in picture form.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:19, closed)

What?


My first ever CDC.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, closed)

Bert
We're all very proud of you.


Congratulations on your first CDC.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)

Ta chickenlady
I'm well chuffed.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, closed)

Oh!
Nice work!
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, closed)

Oh sweet jesus
Kaol's picture made me laugh, but Bert's little addition almost made a little bit of wee come out. A definite case of MFOTFABL. Thanks Bert.

I'm also glad i'm wearing sunglasses or you would have got it in my eye and it really stings.

Or so I have heard.

*coughs*
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:31, closed)

What do you mean
little addition?

After all this talk of goats, I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Big Barn Farm with my daughter ever again.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)

Is this photograph
a Holy Relic? Or should it feature Our Friggin Messiah?
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)

I don't think there's anything holy about it.
But I guess you could call it a baptism.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:39, closed)

Haha!
That should be another Holy Ritual.
Something to do with facials...

Er... Help? I need Holy guidance!
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:42, closed)

Maybe this will provide a little religious guidance
It's the Holy Goat

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5X-m8AWsp0&feature=related
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:58, closed)

*fwaps*
Maybe you can only be confirmed as a true Frigstian once you've been facialised/baptised by a monkeysex with a goat?
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, closed)

I can't watch videos
At work :(

But I can photoshop pictures of goats.
Although I did that one at home last night.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:00, closed)

So i'm the first to be baptised by Bert the Fwaptist
Woo and indeed hoo! I feel cleansed.

And my hair needs washing.

How would you best wash it out chickenlady?
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

Hmm
Homemade shampoos are best...Beer is effective and leaves your hair lovely and shiny and the smell is GREAT!
Alternatively egg can be used but no hot water.

Sometimes, especially in matters religious, it's better to simply allow nature to take its course and leave the baptismal fluids as a sign of your faith and commitment to the religion.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, closed)

.
What..?

I think you'll find that Legless left his username and password lying around one day and one of his mates nicked it 'for a laff' (hi K)
( Davros' Granddad is patient, reserved and measured in equal doses, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:23, closed)