Childhood words
"Obibble Bang" - Tarmac compacting machine... you know.. those things that hammer up and down with a guy steering them... (horrible bang)

"Belly popper" - helicopter

"Bumbee" - Bumble Bee

"Bigtits" - Biscuits
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:33, closed)

I'd love some bigtits

with my tea right now...
(NakedApe greatest of all the great apes, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:11, closed)

^ I have some
with cream in the middle.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:23, closed)

^ excellent
Could I have a couple?
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, closed)

mmmm tits with cream.
... I 'll have to make some of those soon... I'm feeling peckish.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:35, closed)

do you
pull them apart and lick the cream?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:00, closed)

It has been known
... but it tastes better right from the pot. (note... NOT the tube for me thanks...)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:19, closed)

my cousin
until the age of 5 couldn't pronounce my name(nicola), so instead used to call me nigger.
ah, casual baby racism!
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 12th, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)