first time be nice
right anyway
i dont know what it is but kids are just really scared of me, even two nieces, maybe its the long hair or the nice use of chains and slayer tshirts. Anyway i thought all kids where scared of me until one little bugger came up to me on a bus and just pointed ask what ive come dressed as.

p.s. i hate kids, never want them, hopefully never will

but first time post be nice please
(dobbsey, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:52, closed)

You sound nice.
I'm replying from my study room in Brenton Orphanage and am looking for a family.

Will you be my daddy?
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:05, closed)

Jeccy is a nasty boy.
... and he pulls my hair.
He'll be a bad son.

Will you be *my* daddy mista? I really like slayer.

PS. I give good head.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 18:31, closed)

One of my mates has piercings and tattoos, and used to have dreds
He came round one day, and my (then) toddler son ran out of the room crying because of "the monster" :D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, closed)