Kids, free to a good home
Link (sfw)

"A search for foster homes for a herd of goats used in Navy decompression experiments has been launched."

I'm tempted...
I've got an 11-acre field... And a double bed.
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)

I saw that...
And thought of you, Bert and Al.

And then decided on a moral highground type moment not to link.

Where is this going to go (cringes)?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:35, closed)

*reads*
*loses power of speech*

*gapes at screen*

*pulls up trousers, turns round, and reads again*

*spluffs uncontrollably on keyboard*
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, closed)

They're needing a home as soon as possible!
That means no pesky background checks!

Go for it, Al et al!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

I don't know...
It's too obvious...

Isn't it?

I fucked a boar once...
It squealed like a stuck pig.

Well... You were expecting a goat-related nugget of crudeness, weren't you?
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:56, closed)

They're only up the road from me...
I've kept goats before....


*thinks about where to fit them*


*wonders about their safety from marauding b3tans*
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:15, closed)

"where to fit them"?
*breaks down laughing*
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:24, closed)

*can't believe he didn't spot that first*
*wonders where chickenlady lives*

*begins to make Kid-napping plans*

did you see what I did there? did you? did you?
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:29, closed)

As I type this I
have plans afoot for a special goat-carrying harness which I can wear about my person in order to keep them safe from the marauding b3tans (read Bert, Al and Kaol).

Soon I shall patent this and then retire to live in the Secret Wartime Tunnels at Dover Castle.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, closed)

For the record...
I wouldn't sex a goat up.
I don't like mammals, give me a tin of hotdogs any day.
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:38, closed)

@ Kaol
That's what you say, but the photos say otherwise.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:44, closed)

Lies!
Any fool can use photoshop!
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:48, closed)

There's no need to call Al a fool!

( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:53, closed)

But
He is though, isn't he?
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:54, closed)

*stands open mouthed*
But......but........

*runs crying from the room*

*turns to monkeys to ease his pain*
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)

Monkeys?!?!!!
My goats too good for you then?

Eh? Eh?



*pokes monkey with short stabby stick*
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:06, closed)

Kaol
Hotdogs just don't sound the same...

1. Skrink skrink skrink skrink pop tinkle (opening can, natch)

2. Flup (removes central hotdog)

3. Squelch squelch squelch etc

4. Squelch rrrip AAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiieeeee (severs major blood vessel in hampton on sharp edge of can)

5. Fsssssssssss WWAAAAAIIIIII FSSSSSSSS (claret sprays around room from shredded winkie)

6. Crawls to phone. Dies to sound of operator's hysterical laughter......

FIN

Stick to cats. Or goats. If you own a stepladder, even horses. You know it makes sense.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, closed)

Osok
That had me crossing my legs and I don't even have the necessary equipment!

Ouch!




*EDIT* For some strange reason it also makes me feel incredibly hungry....
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:09, closed)

You all are so very baaaad




I know.....I'll leave now.
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:44, closed)