Bullshit advice...
When I was but a wee child, my mum offered me this piece of highly useful advice:

"If you ever snort cocaine, don't whatever you do drink alcohol at the same time, or your nose will drop off."

So the first (and one of the very few) times I tried cocaine, fifteen years later, I suddenly remembered these words of wisdom after the best part of a bottle of Vodka. So, rather than enjoying myself, I spent the whole night in fear that my nose would suddenly dissolve.

Thanks mum.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:42, closed)