Etiquette lessons
A discussion with my younger stepdaughter, about how grownups use euphemisms to avoid swearing. I play the part of the Dad in this story, while the other parts are played by my wife and our degenerate brood.


Mum: "Grandad D says 'sh....ugarplumfairies', doesn't he?

Dad: Of course, he means another word beginning with 'sh...'

Elder Sister (age 8): "Yes, he means 'sh...'

Mum + Dad: "THANK YOU, WE KNOW YOU KNOW"

Dad: "Yes, he means 'Sh...anghai', doesn't he?"

Elder Sister: "No..."

Dad: "Oh, you mean it's 'Sh...alimar', then?"

Elder Sister: "No..."

Young Cherubic Moppet (age 4): "Sugarplumfucker!"
(songster69, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:15, closed)

Pfft!
*adds sugarplumfucker to swear lexicon*
( Todd the Groincrusher Abracadabra motherfucker, now give me my potatoes!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:16, )

bahahaha!
sugarplumfucker is gold. i snorted squash out of my nose from laughing.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 21:34, )