This question is rubbish!!!!!
How in the name of arse is anybody going to come up with a series of crap puns when there's only 1 syllable to play with. Couldn't it have been "young adults" or at the very least "children"? But "kids"!! What on earth are we supposed to do with that!!
(tinypod ......what is he good for? Absolutely nuthin'!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:35, closed)

kids=flids!
hours of immature fun
(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:25, closed)

Perhaps
some goat related japes!
(Blapto, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 16:08, closed)

can't you do something
with "ankle-biter stories"? You don't have to limit yourself to just the title.
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:57, closed)

You Could Always
Ask my mate Gary, he always seems to know what to do with kids...

/coat
( Agnostic Antichrist will never again think "Ooh, 8% ale, sounds nice!", Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:36, closed)