When I was born
I was purple, covered in thick black hair AND.....

It was Hallowe'en.

I'm surprised they didn't chuck me out with the medical waste there and then.
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

aaaaaaaaaah, bless
Anyway, what on earth is wrong with the purple/hairy combo?
I'd say it's a winner every time.... ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) flicked a pooflake on the bathroom floor, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:56, closed)

Purple and hairy
doesn't make for a very cute baby.

If you like something that's purple and hairy, then good for you!
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:08, closed)

hmmmm, well
bits of it are purple. Well, purpleish.

and bits of it are hairy.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:09, closed)

@al
If it ain't Goat scrote, it don't get my vote.
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:13, closed)

@Tourette's
Hey! Where did your second reply go?
Don't be ashamed of your love for the big hairy purple monster!
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:35, closed)

I was wandering that too
It made me chuckle and added to the tone of this comments page.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:47, closed)

It's a woman's perogative
to change her mind, al. There's nothing we can do about it.

We don't need her anyways, as long as we have each other.
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:56, closed)

You're right Bert
together, we can take on the world.
( althegeordie probably shat on your face as you slept last night, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:58, closed)

Bugger
I must have missed that. bloody two hour meetings....
( Davros' Granddad diddleydumdiddleydumdiddleydumwooeeeeooo, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:03, closed)

i was born
on a full moon, in a lunatic asylum.
No-one ever believes this, but tis true.
(jennymnemonic, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:04, closed)

you were a dick?

(Stiff Richard, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:13, closed)

@Gloria
Whaddya mean, 'were'?
( Bert Monkeysex Misses his Mrs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:19, closed)

Multi-colour babies!
Apparently when I popped out (of my mum) I was in my father's words:

Battleship Grey lol XD
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:19, closed)

Ok then, I'll put it back...
purple and hairy = rude and funny

hee hee hee
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) flicked a pooflake on the bathroom floor, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:32, closed)