My childhood
I was born at a very early age. I was two.^*

After that, I was, for quite a while, a child. However, it was little more than a passing phase. I grew out of it.



*Yes, I know that's an old Hoffnung joke. But it's a good one, and any excuse to quote Hoffnung is to be embraced.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:01, closed)

I've put on weight recently...
...I used to be 7lb 8oz.
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:09, closed)

@Boss K
I didn't want to say anything. I just thought you might have been pregnant.

Chubby.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, closed)

@Enzyme
Merely constipated.
It may require a midwife at some stage though.
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, closed)

@Boss K
Amounts to much the same thing: hours of pain and pushing, giving rise to one dissapointing little shit...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, closed)

@Enzyme
Very good. That deserves a click on it own I think.
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, closed)