Telling kids jokes...
The SO got a telling off from her youngest's teacher for telling her this joke:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

So I got told off (damn kids are grasses)
(snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:50, closed)

What a miserable teacher!
I always used to encourage the poorest readers in the class to learn a new joke each day as it helps their memory and reading (at the early stages) is about memory.

I didn't tell them my favourite joke though...

What's pink and hard?






A pig with a flick knife.
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:03, closed)

Hehe!
That's my most favorite joke in the whole wide world.
( big-girl's-blouse Wake me up when it's January, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:16, closed)

since we've started with the jokes....
why did the baker have dirty hands?

....because he kneaded a pooh!

(sorry)
(kurious orange, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:40, closed)

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
( Vipros this crack is really moreish, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:40, closed)

...
two pieces of fungi in a match box. One says to the other
"theres not mush room in here"
(kurious orange, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

What's big, white, rectangular, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
A fridge.
( Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:25, closed)

What do you call two burglars?
A pair of knickers.
(faragher recommends www.fishthisbig.com - one joke!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:26, closed)

What's yellow and invisible?
No bananas
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

A Star Trek one from my young days
Why was Lieutenant Uhura brown?

Because William Shatner.
( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:28, closed)

why did the chicken take LSD?
to get to the other side.
(kurious orange, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:46, closed)

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:06, closed)

3 cows in a field
the first one goes "moooo"
the second one goes "moooooo"
the third one goes "i was gonna say that"
(kurious orange, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:32, closed)

what's big, white and has mood swings?
a bi-polar bear
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, closed)

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees..
(Spreddum O Grrrr. That's my vicious circle, that is., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:43, closed)

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes. Eating cherries.

Thangyaverreemush.
(Spreddum O Grrrr. That's my vicious circle, that is., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 3:44, closed)