Kids
When my brother's daughter was about 2 she had this habit of copying what people did. I decided during a family sunday lunch that I could have fun with this.

I started by waving at her, she waved back.
'Awww' thought everyone, uncle bluetuba is being nice.

I then made a paddling motion with my hands, my neice did the same. This had everyone wondering what I was plotting.

It wasn't till I rubbed my hands all over my face and hair that someone realised that I hadn't just paddled my hands in my dinner and I wasn't wearing said dinner.

I think I have now forgiven her for being born 2 days before my 21st and ruining any chances of presents.
(bluetuba has a special friend in Blue Label Smirnoff, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 7:07, closed)