#1 Farting
Firstly I'll warn you all...this is going to be a long week. I've loads of children stories as I was one, I've got two, taught hundreds and was married to two. That's also why I'm going to number my responses this week - it'll also enable you to avoid my posts should you so wish.



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As many of you know I am a lady (not the landed gentry type) - I am fairly softly spoken, polite and well-behaved.
stop laughing at the back there

I don't ever break wind in public.




Unless...

Standing next to a child who is being irritating.

No one ever guesses it's the nice lady with the smiley face and curly hair.

Ha!
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:37, closed)

Or
Stand next to an old lady - that's what i do.

They're all incontinent therefore get the blame ;)
( Ogwen69 Has got a counter which is counting on., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:36, closed)