if we write anything remotely porny this week
are we going to get driven out of our homes by vigilantes?
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)

^^
I don't know, but I'd be interested to see how Chickenlady adapts to this one.
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

Depends...
If you write a story about screwing a 6-year-old, you'll be burned out of your house.

If you write a story about self-love, you'll be fine, and get 100-plus replies.
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:19, closed)

*thinks*
AS A CHILD I FIRST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION AT THE TENDER AGE OF...
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:21, closed)

*prays it's 16*
...
(Kaol - Slicing your meats into bite-sized chunks, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)

*pretends*
yeah, 16.
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:23, closed)

I was
about 4.

What?
( K2k6 has seen Lesley Garrett naked, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:24, closed)

^^
"I first discovered masturbation at the age of 13, shortly after giving birth to my third child"

Karen Matthews
(Boss Keloid is haunted by the wee bulbous tongue on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)

Womble kids?
No?
(PenguinOfDeath is still looking for cheap drums, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, closed)

Oh I have lots and lots of kids stories
And a fair few of them involve sex.





is it me or does that sound dodgy?
( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:44, closed)

^
yes, sounds dodgy.

get 'em out! :)
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, closed)

Will do.

( chickenlady Official Antelope keeper and trainer for 2009, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, closed)