Damn
Got to go to a meeting now. See you in the next question.

*waves to all and sundry*
( K2k6 king of the rubbish jokes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

You started
the Chesney
(PJM Has had his cover well and truly blown, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

This is
Getting stupid now.
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

No one I'd rather be
Arse.
(PJM Has had his cover well and truly blown, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

pah, so long losers
*achieves maximum wanking velocity*
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

I am the one
And only
/Chesney
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, Reply)

I think it would be better
if the moon really was made of cheese.











And pineapple
(oeb, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, 2 replies)

Cock snot!
Oh, fuck it...


*goes into meeting*
( Davros' Granddad How dare you! I'm from the Internet, you know!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, Reply)

Slows to a breathless shuffle
last?
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, Reply)

*hurls penis shaped cucumber*
have some fun with that.
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, Reply)

Damn!
I wish this wasn't such a compulsion
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Sorry Bert
*ejects the monkeysex as a decoy*
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Jizzweasels!
Not sorry
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

and again
*hurls emergency kitten*
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Still 10 minutes
until my window of sweepstake winning-ness opens though.
( K2k6 king of the rubbish jokes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Classy...
I bet the Mods are sitting there frowning at how lame this is...
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, Reply)

@Kaol
running, is it?

*sprints furiously*
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, Reply)

take that!
*trips Kaol*

Last!
( althegeordie reigned in blood somewhere south of heaven, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, Reply)

Spunkbubbles!
Sorry...
( Davros' Granddad How dare you! I'm from the Internet, you know!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, Reply)

*starts to run*
I'm gonna win this
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Oooooh
could this be your lucky week?

*whistles, wanders toward finishing line*
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, Reply)

I haven't posted this week so far
So I would just like to say that my beautiful little daughter is now just over 1 year old.

I am skint, rarely go out anymore, and things are never where I have left them.

I love her to bits. She can bring a tear of joy to my eye just by seeing her.

Like greencloud said, changed me for good and for bad but would never go back.



Last??
(never-right -...Is mostly wrong, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Yes...
I had first too...
*Joke about spit-roasting the QOTW*
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, 1 reply)

@Kaol
but still trying to get that coveted last place?
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:44, Reply)

I just realised
I've not posted anything *Best Of* worthy, what a waste of a week...
(Kaol is crashing and burning, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, Reply)

Am I?
.
*tries to look like she doesn't care*
(TheWeeWitch has Bourneville, and it's mine, all mine .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, Reply)

Bugger
When's it going to change?
(happylittletulip punishing the fat man since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, Reply)

is it pronounced
"Kaol", as in "gaol"?
Or "Kaol", as in "Kah-ol"?

Will we ever know? Will the question end before we find out?
( crackhouseceilidhband - did the moon see you? NO SIR!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, 4 replies)

While we're waiting for the QOTW to change
Here's another story of the satan in human form that was the young BobFossil.

When I was a baby/toddler, my older brother doted on me. He loved me. He thought I was the coolest thing ever. He'd say Star Wars quotes to me over and over again, until I'll parrot them back to him, word-perfect. We'd play at Spaceships (the climbing frame was our trusty vehicle), and he would be the Captain, while I was always his First Mate. He would do Darth Vader impressions for hours to keep me amused. In short, he adored me, and I adored him.

Until one fateful day, when the balance of the universe was rent asunder. I was about 3 years old.

He had a friend around to play, and because he wasn't giving his full attention to me, I got a bit narked off. More than a bit, actually.
My mother was suddenly surprised to see two 10 year-old boys run into the house in tears, screaming for her to "get BobFossil away!"

Apparently I'd run out there, kicked them both in the shins, made them cry, and they were both afraid of me. Two boys, both more than twice my height, were afraid of me. My brother ceased to think of me as a small and grubby angel brought down to earth, and started thinking of me as an annoying little brat. He downright started to hate me once I discovered that I could inflict a lot of pain by kicking him between the legs.

And to think, I'm such a sweet-natured*, temperate**, non-sweary*** innocent**** young lady these days.



*most of the time
**not really
***what, are you kidding?!
****LIES
(Empress Bob yay, woo, houpla etc etc, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, Reply)

@WeeWitch
If there's sauntering to be had, I'm up for some...
(ancrenne is going to sleep til she wakes up, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, Reply)