No...
You're not
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Oh, hello
Am I last?
(happylittletulip is not available in the shops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

You!
You can fuck off, Mr. Goatsex.
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

It shouldn't be important but ...
.
last?

*saunters nonchalantly on*
(TheWeeWitch is walking the parenthood tightrope on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Yay for kittens, or soap opera, or jackanory
and fuck off Kaol, this bitch is mine ;)

Last!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

I need this... Dammit.
I've had three firsts, and no lasts.
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, Reply)

was trying not to be tempted into it but...
last?
( Vipros mayday mayday I've been shot down over stormy seas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

next QOTW...
kittens!
( Davros' Granddad all the lads are cheerin, get the fuckin beer in!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/kids/post147189
Hmmm. It would appear not...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, 4 replies)

Mmmmm
smell of a high minge.

Last you mothers!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Cheeses wants me for a sunbeam
Christmas time with special kids.
We have Christmassy CD's on in the background while the kids cut out angels and glue glitter to stars. Y, a chubby girl from a really rough family, was telling me all she knew about the Baby Cheeses. Then she was distracted by the song playing at that moment, which was "Santa Baby". One of her favourites, she began singing along....
I had to dash out of the room with giggles spilling out of my nostrils when she got to, "So hoy me down the chimney tonight..."

For those not familiar with geordie, "hoy" means throw.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has her tits out ready for the 23rd, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, Reply)

Miiiiiiiiiiinge!
I love to finish on a high note.
(PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:35, 2 replies)

You
Suck!
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, Reply)

yep
I've got time, I just wish my boss would stop standing up.

LAST!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, Reply)

I hope
You realise that this could go on for a couple of hours still.
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, Reply)

cuntflaps!
Last now?
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, Reply)

no
try harder
(spiggytopes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, Reply)

surely this time?
last?

please!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last dammit last!
arseecakes
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

This time
Last! NOOOOOO!!!!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

last
Damn!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last!
damn it!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

If I get the last post
And the first post I win though.
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Last!
damn
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
Last!
( althegeordie watched westerns while wanking whelks on wednesday, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Goodness
is it that time already?

I've just had the best two hours or my recent working history. A colleague brought her 4 year old daughter in; daughter was bored.

I have no work. I am bored.

I have colouring pencils and lots of big paper and just spent two hours drawing round a four year old and making pictures of rockets.

The best thing about kids? I still am one.

Woohoo!
(ancrenne found the floor on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Cut it out!
Get back to interesting debates! Stop this last post nonsense.

*plays Last Post*
( crackhouseceilidhband I'll be careful. You'll be dead!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, Reply)

I'm not having lunch today
*gets alcohol withdrawal*
(Kaol lost his genlock, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, Reply)

@al
Keep trying...


Lunchtime. Wonder if it'll've changed by the time I get back?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, Reply)