What if companies made other things
like cocacola making tables
like carpenters making beer
like budweiser making a lightbulb

think about that!
(thelastryan backwards is 'nayrtsaleht', Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:16, Reply)

See how fast you can run
Sometimes we just wonder how fast other people can run. Go test yourself and post the results on the board.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 7:33, 3 replies)

Re-design Record Sleeves so they depict their titles.
The rules:
1. No text.
2. Must be square (like record sleeves are).
3. Can be obvious or cryptic.
4. You can use un-shopped photos - but only if you took the photo yourself.

Some examples:

Single 1967:


Album 2003:

These were done quickly, and aren't great. I'm sure all you b3tans/b3tards can do better!
( LeightonJimbo is going to ATP '09! WOO!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 8:57, Reply)

a lot of time and effort
a challenge where you are only allowed to enter one image. the theme of the challenge is to enter something that takes a lot of time/effort. the most time and effort will win. so something very complicated or meticulous.
( connor satdownonabobbydylanrecordandthelordcameintohim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 0:47, 2 replies)

Redneck Britain.
'nuff said.
( mistaspakkaman - meeting Internet weirdos in real-life since 1997, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Something that doesn't involve hundreds of bloody film posters
for a change
(coobeastie has fixed his formerly dead FX pedal., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:40, Reply)

Light sabres!
Great in films, why not in real life? Toast slicer? Shaver? Fuzzaway for jumper fluff?

Inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/8564800


( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:11, 1 reply)

Crap & Boring Video Games
What if the world of Video Gaming reflected boring old real life?

What about:



"MasterChief faces his greatest challenge, to sort out the roundabout problems in Harlow!"



"Solid Snake has no idea who he is or where he is......but I'm sure the kind warder will help him and wipe his arse for him!"
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 1:52, Reply)

They are planning a state funeral for
Margaret Thatcher. How would you dispose of her?
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/jul/14/past.margaretthatcher
(Westude, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 23:10, 2 replies)

Design the Artwork for the new Oasis album.
Everyone is pretty much agreed that this blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/07/_the_sleeve_for_dig.html is shit. So do better!
Inspired by: www.b3ta.com/board/8559571
( LeightonJimbo is going to ATP '09! WOO!, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:13, Reply)

B3ta Brother
Can someone photoshop the crap out of Big Brother in order to make it interesting enough to watch.

What if Big Brother was actually like the B3ta boards?

That way, I wouldn't die a little bit inside every time my missus put it on.
(Scrumpy is not delicious, in any way....., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Get Pedantic
Correct the little mistakes in the world around us.


(clut, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, 1 reply)

What is Elvis doing these days?
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead and thank fuck he is....BUT.... If Elvis was still alive what job would he have?!
(Chocolate Tampon, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Design a board game.
No, really, don't just photoshop a "haha it says LOLOPOLY", design a board game of your very own!

Be it Escape from Castle Schwanzencock or Zen: The Boardgame - the possibilities are endless!

Inspired by Microwave's post here
( Mushroom, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 11:55, 1 reply)

Glamourise Knife Crime

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson the White belms in your general direction, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:40, Reply)

What The Hell Is That On Joeys Head?
Nickelbacks "hit" "song" poses this question but doesn't answer it.

Why don't we just shop things onto Joey off of Friends head?

In the hope the song will then leave mine/our heads
(Cyril has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:26, Reply)

if heath robinson ran the world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Robinson

or to put it more simply, stupidly complicated, and unlikely solutions to simple problems.
( monstrinho do biscoito tee shurts! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:42, 3 replies)

Hats
These could be images of people / animals wearing hats or simply hats for our icons.


( Wobbly Bloke ... Putting the NING into meaningless on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:30, 4 replies)

Don't waste food!
As a follow-up to the Fat Britain challenge, and in recognition of Gordon Brown's drive for us to be less wasteful with the food we buy, let's see b3ta's tips and technologies for making the best out of our grub.
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Shopped Ghost Images
.
As the QOTW is about the supernatural, how about a tie-up for the image challenge?

Think about it. Harnessing the 'shoppers to produce incredibly realistic images of ghosts/ufos etc.

I bet you a tenner that they'll be stolen within a month and touted as genuine photos of spirits. Some will eventually make the 'papers.

Then we can laugh ourselves sick....

Cheers
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, Reply)

Mess with animal sizes/habitats.

( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:59, Reply)

We've all seen the big budget movie remakes
of little indie flicks.
But what would the 'remake on a budget' be like?

Z-list celebs?
Low poly pixar?
Unconvincing SFX?

Such as...

( Holly Would sitting properly, eating broccoli, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:36, 3 replies)

Adherents of the Repeated Meme!
There's a new bandwagon practically every day, but new memes are rare. So make one. Simple as that. Anything at all, as long as it can become a meme.
(JoeyJoeJoeSnrShabadoo - happy now?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 19:39, Reply)

Deathmatch
The laws of nature mean survival of the fittest...so who would win?

Godzilla v Marmite
chickens v Bono
(anything) v (anything)
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:46, Reply)

What if celebs owned shops?
What shops would they own? Barbarossa did this...there should be more of these.

( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:32, 2 replies)

Un-shop
We all know adverts, film posters and, indeed, reality are constantly being airbrushed and 'shopped by sinister forces. Can you reveal the truth? Show us what lies beneath the blur tool.
( flatfrog severed the gonchong's proboscis on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Alternative IQ tests
Spotting the next patterns on a triangle is so yesterday. What new questions should Mensa have on their test?
(kenriise a city of 160,000 in the eastern Democratic Republ, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 10:08, Reply)

Cartoons.......
Interpret your favourite animated cartoons, stuff you loved watching as a child or even contemporary ones in your own style or do them the way that you think they should have been using any media from M.S. Paint, photoshop, 3d renderings and animations to real life creations that you've made or drawn and photographed or scanned.

Battle of the planets? Dungeons and Dragons? Mysterious Cities of Gold? or maybe Dogtanian and the three Muskehounds?

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER!!!!!!!

HI, I'M SKELETOR


( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:15, 6 replies)

Surviving the Credit Crunch
The economy is in free-fall and the banks have no cash to give us.

So show us your best cost-cutting measures, and illustrate how life can be lived on the cheap...?
(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:01, Reply)

My local IMAX isn't making any money,
it's because they're thick as a brick turd.
Pitch us some new Fantastic Cinema Experiences to boost the revenue and make the most of IMAX!
E.g.

(monkdagola go to monkdagola.tumblr.com for shite, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:08, Reply)