The death of Ali G
with the character declared dead.

Shop how he got it.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 22:08, Reply)

POOOOKKkKKEEEEEMMOOOOON
and normal animals. or something
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 14:32, Reply)

Photoshop the French
Photoshop the French as a nation, they are masters of direct action, burning english Trucks and striking....
(Dreaditor, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:21, Reply)

coexisting with the extinct.
prompted by this short blurb. what would life be like if we were to find ourselves coexisting with extinct fauna (and flora)?
( postbear in a new show called 'SUCK MY TEPID JESUSTITS', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 9:09, Reply)

Band Names taken back to their literal meanings.
The Sex Pistols = The Intercourse Handguns
or
The Arctic Monkeys = Primates currently residing in the Arctic Circle
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:43, Reply)

Extreme Heston Blumenthal
He's well known for using outlandish equipment and techniques in pursuit of culinary excellence, but how far can this approach be taken?
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:22, Reply)

If Jacob Zuma becomes President of S.A.....
He is now the new President of the ANC in South Africa, he may become the new President of South Africa......
(adelek, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 19:44, Reply)

Tesco Value
Make a tesco value challenge!!!
(thelastryan backwards is 'nayrtsaleht', Wed 19 Dec 2007, 17:24, Reply)

Make graffiti better.
A lot of it is either something shit, or somewhere shit, or (more often than not) both. Surely B3tans can fire up Photoshop, nick some images of the real world from the interwebs, and imagine something a bit more amusing?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 0:39, Reply)

Dr Who
Everyone knows Catherine Tate will be shit. Any better ideas?
(Ronuk lo der, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 0:38, Reply)

Jump on the Comeback Bandwagon
Take That, Spice Girls, Boyzone, everyone's making a comeback. Who else would you like to see make a comeback...?
(londoner, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:52, Reply)

If Dr Zues owned a 3rd world child sweat shop
What would it make??
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:36, Reply)

B3ta Pub Signs
Bored with images of Slugs with Lettuces, what would the B3tan's hostelry of choice be? I would frequent "The Happy Mongtard" or "The Quo's Return" if the signage was right.

Name the pub, design the sign. Easy.
( Piper Alpha is shouting "get your tits out" on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 17:25, Reply)

celebrity spawn!
have you ever wondered what the result of a night of passion between Su Pollard and Brian Blessed would look like? or perhaps you've visualised the hellspawn lovechild of David Hasselhoff and Mo Mowlam? no? well, i have!
why don't you*, then make us a piccy of the little sprog?

*using different celeb mis-matches, of course.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 13:15, Reply)

christian theme park rides
In response to the AH Trust's plan to build a £3.5m Christian theme park in England, why not help them a little (as they are, by definition, unimaginative people choosing to digest bunkum from and old book rather than think for themselves) by suggesting ideas for rides.

observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2228201,00.html

- the messiah's rollercoaster: you go down, then 3 days later you come up, and then you are never seen or heard of again and it won't be reported in the news until at least 70 years later.

- the crusaders' covert-or-die-rifle-sty: slaughter the heathen muslims!

- the holy ghost train: somehow scare your kids into submission to your own unreasonable beliefs!

- noah's log flume: 1 log, about 10 million species, and somehow you all stay dry and uneaten.

- the divine impregnatron: young ladies step into a dark room where they are rendered unconscious by a gang of priests, only to emerge mysteriously pregnant and finding it painful to walk.

free with every ticket: an eye-mask and earplugs to block out the real world after you leave!
(dazsnow the "ever amazing" - cowjam says so, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 17:45, Reply)

Shit on a duck
Shit on a duck and take a photo of the fucker.
Then draw a nob on it.
Then post it.
( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 12:01, 4 replies)

why are you alive?
honestly, i'd like to know. what drives you? what purpose do you serve? what is your contribution? humans are just insects with egos, prove me wrong if you can.
( postbear in a new show called 'SUCK MY TEPID JESUSTITS', Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:50, Reply)

Adjusting fruit
Into the context of a science fiction soap opera.
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:02, Reply)

What's the worst that could happen?
Most times when this is said, people don't actually consider what the worst could be, so make an image to illustrate the very worst thing that could possibly happen (points are deducted for using an real event and adding 'What's the worst that could happen?' just before they happen).
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:26, Reply)

JFK assasination
So many theories. Shop an alternative that hasnt gotten much notice. Was it really Lee harvey? Was it Batman? Was it transfats?

you decide
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, Reply)

Travelling by train
The national rail service just gets worse. Delays, overcrowding, cancellations, etc. What excuses could they possibly come up with to explain these problems. Let's shop some choo-choos.
( Puromycin is wearing his "special" underpants, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 12:54, Reply)

Useless superheroes
Yeah a total useless superhero

Speech impediment man

Laxitive girl

you get the idea
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 1:41, 2 replies)

Wordshuffling
watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomWord/RandomWordPlus.aspx

Choose "Obscure" or "Very Uncommon" and click until you find a word you don't know the meaning of. Illustrate the word as what it should stand for.

Examples are:
Earthnut
Overlactation
Carpinus

Actual definition of words not required.

Or just throw two unrelated words together and illustrate that, e.g.

Coin + Philosopher = Coilosopher, someone who inspects coils.
Shoulder + Bat = Shoulderbat, for goth pirates.
etc etc.
(omnomnom ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 10:56, Reply)

Rough up a celeb of your choice
Make 'em older, balder, fatter and uglier.

No points for using an unshopped Winehouse ;D
( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:38, Reply)

Appropriate images on currency
Most countries have not changed the images on their currency for yonks. Lets bring legal tender into the new age by adding more appropriate images to the notes in circulation today. Hell even make a completely new one if you want!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40811627213, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:03, Reply)

So where's he been hiding?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7128816.stm

Detectives began reinvestigating the disappearance of canoeist John Darwin three months ago, it has been revealed.
The 57-year-old went missing while canoeing off the coast of Hartlepool in March 2002 and was presumed to be dead.
(troublebob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:06, Reply)

Computer games for the elderly
Like "Zimmer Frame Dash" and "Colostomoids"
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 15:24, Reply)

Political Whoring
Can't get cheques from third parties or Jersey business men so give the poor skint buggers a few alternative fund-raising ideas.
(shengus, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:07, Reply)

The microchip was never invented.
Shop the impact on our society today.
You don't have to if you don't want to tho...
( onephilosophy I shut my eyes in order to see, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, Reply)

Football
You lot all hate it, so how would you make it more palatable
( Joe Scaramanga out of season all year round, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 14:40, Reply)