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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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This is a QotW answer Toilet face
I woke up a while back needing a shit something horrible but also needed a piss, top this off with a relentless morning glory. I sat down on the loo and tried bending it into the bowl etc but had no chance of making that work. I honestly thought I could squeeze the tip of my nob hard enough to stop the flow, I gripped hard, released my bowels and promptly sprayed concentrated morning piss all over my own face.
(mattmcc, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment actual LOL
thank you
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:06, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bwhahaha :D
Short & sweet, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment :)
Nicely told, piss face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frisson, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 9:51, closed)

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