Learning Opportunity
I'm very cack handed and have absolutely no ability at DIY which is odd because my Dad is some sort of DIY guru but after reading these stories I think even I've learned 2 things:

1) Drugs or drink and DIY don't mix

2) Never lose your temper when putting something together, you never know what the results will be but will almost certainly be detrimental to the finished product

So cheers B3ta for teaching me this valuable life lesson.
(Fuckarma still needs a job..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:53, closed)

And how about:
3) Reading the instructions isn't just for stupid people

4) If you're not an plumber/builder/whatever, don't do it.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:56, closed)

Ahhh....
B3ta is just like Blue Peter for learning.

But with added jokes comments (happy now, al?) about bestiality.

/everyone's a winner baby, that's for true.
(Mrs Pooflake raped Bert behind Pooflake's back, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:58, closed)

jokes?
You mean you weren't.......

Oh.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, closed)

^ ^
you poor dear. Has he been leading you on?
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:33, closed)