When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Cats/ spidersMy cat loves spiders... until their legs have all come off. He then gets bored, and leaves them to die like abandoned raisins.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:43,
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...don't eat them.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:43,
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...That should've been a reply, of course. But... meh. I'll edit it to make it look more like a proper post.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:44,
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it works okayas a post. It's kind of self-contained.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:44,
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Make someSpider cakes!
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*bokes**bokes more*
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:46,
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In retrospect...I'm quite proud of "like abandoned raisins". It has the same whistful air as Moss' "like yesterday's jam" from the first episode of The IT Crowd.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:46,
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.Rightfully proud, a most excellent simile. And the accompanying mental picture did make me chuckle.
*clicks*
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