When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Kick-Me DogsThere I was, standing at the bus stop, eating a pie when an oldish woman with a pekingese wandered up and stood at the stop with me. The pekingese sat there, staring at me eating my pie and drool was dripping from it's mouth. Quite off-putting it was.
So I said to old lady:
"Excuse me, but do you mid if I chuck your dog a bit?"
"Not at all" said the old lady smiling.
So I picked the fucker up and threw it into the traffic. Then finished off my pie.
Cheers
What? Yes, I know that joke is older than than the pyramids but I just felt like telling it.....
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:20, closed)
:)*click*
It may be old - but made me laugh out loud...good job the boss just went for coffee (after mugging me for 15p for it...)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:52, closed)
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