dobermans
When I was young, that's quite a long time ago now. I was at my Dad's house and he was looking after a friends dog (big black doberman - think that's how it's spelt :S). Anyway, as I walked across the kitchen to get a drink, it attached me for no reason. Thankfully, out of complete shock, I stayed still and didn't move. To this day I still have the scars where it got a hold of me. NEVER, believe a dog owner who says that there dogs don't bite. They can turn at any stage and become devils out to attack! Not really a tale of survival but it felt like it at the time!
( lafleur likes cheese, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)

reminds me of pink panther
"Does your dog bite?"
"No"
*Dog bites*
"I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
"That is not my dog"
(i dont get it, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:59, closed)

Dogs are STUPID
They have no qualms about who and when they bite, and if anyone says their dog is intelligent, wrap a rope three times round a tree attach the free end to the dogs collar and wait an hour, see if the 'intelligent' dog works it out
(lordy lordy, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 21:05, closed)

they're not stupid
they're ANIMALS

cats are stupid though
( Vipros this crack is really moreish, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:02, closed)