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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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This is a QotW answer fuckin moths!
i was sitting in my room a few years back, me and my mates pissed as a gypsies tit! we were sitting laughing are heads of at nothing because we were rather stoned aswel. this strange looking moth/leafy looking thing flew in the window and landed on my head! my mates were like 'wdf is that' it looked like a moth had gizzed on a tree and the tree had gave birth to a moth/leaf, it was one of the weirdest things i have ever seen! i jumped up and started screaming like a wee bitch because things like that really freak the shit out of me. the month-leaf then started flying round the room and banging into things and me, then i decided. get a fucking grip of the situation, everyone is freaking out in my wee small room, I took a dive roll accross the room at the same time grabbed a lighter and a can of lynx, fell on the ground James Bond style, and flame throwed the shit outa the fucker! it took a while for it to die, it lay there twitching for about a half an hour then finally gave up. i felt really guilty for a while cuz of the whole pain and twitching thing! but it was either the moth-leaf of us! i couldn’t help thinking how id never seen anything like it in my life! then wondered, i may have discovered a new species of moth. hrm ah wel at least i can say i wipped out a species
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment Aaaargh my eyes.
Please never write again, it is an insult to all english speaking people the way you write. And! As! For! The! Overflow of these!!!
Stop- please stop.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^^ agree
why kill something just because you don't understand what it is?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment Nursie...
Are you talking about the leaf/moth thing? or the English Language?

I concur with both previous comments.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 23:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment wipped...
Wipped...WIPPED? BASTARD!
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 11:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment You have obviously
killed that rarest of creatures, the Grammar Moth. It shall be sorely missed, especially by anybody who reads your post.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 13:03, closed)
This is a QotW comment My eyes! My god, son
learn how to use correct grammar. Fucking awful.
Kids today.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 20:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment The moth or you??
It was a fucking moth! The most it could have done was flutter in your face and make your nose itch!

Agh, awful post on so many levels.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 1:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment D=
Christ on a bike, I was hoping to salvage something from your post, but damn. You even managed to spell "moth" as "month". What the fuck is a "month-leaf"? Please stop insulting the English language and please remove yourself from this site.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment I
Liked it! You sad people are all jealous!!!!!...!!!!! fuck off twats
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:31, closed)

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