Stupid Bird
A few years ago I was having a couple of problems with my TV reception and thought i could save a few quid by re- pointing the ariel myself.

The job itself was pretty easy until I was attacked by a bird. I was pretty used to this as this bird in particular had made a habit of going for me and a couple of my mates over the past few years. To cut a long story short he took it too far and I ended up falling to my death.

Bloody Emu


(The jokes on him though- hes now stuck with my less talented relative on some crappy kids show)

Bindun? (Gets coat anyway)
(mon bison is writing a column for www.oohnasty.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:34, closed)

Hehe!
What are Rod Hull's two favourite washing powders?

Ariel and Bounce. -not mine but it's still a good one.

I AM ROD HULL
/Green jellies.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:36, closed)

Half Man Half Biscuit
recorded a song entitled "Rod Hull is alive. Why?"

A fitting comedy demise I feel, could only be bettered by Noel Edmonds drowning in gunge.
(PJM Has had his cover well and truly blown, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)

^ Interestingly
(well, I find it interesting), Half Man Half Biscuit also recorded a song called Visitor for Mr Edmonds, which is just the beeping of an ECG, which eventually flatlines.
( K2k6 is being irritated by annoying people, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:40, closed)

Bert
Nice reference to Fist of Fun there

I miss that show
(mon bison is writing a column for www.oohnasty.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:03, closed)

what has 4 legs and goes fsssssss
.....

gets coat ...
(dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.....nahh he hasnt seen me, ...... DAAAANNN!!! is just on the right side of good, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:11, closed)