Does anyone know
the name of the book in which all the birds start attacking humans?

I've heard about it but never read it.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock has a truckload of woo, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:45, closed)

Film
There's a film called The Birds, which may be based on a book. Are you thinking of that?
(Ruddles, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:47, closed)

"The Birds"
No, really!
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:48, closed)

Anything
by Germaine Greer.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:49, closed)

^^ You're on
Fire today!
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:53, closed)

I think it must be
because I ate an entire Sainsbury's Taste the Difference chocolate cake last night.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:54, closed)

Christ, really?
I had a can of special brew and two kitkats.

In Epping forest.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:00, closed)

@Kaol
You truly live la vida loca.

Yep, and a pizza with some beer, and I watched a football match for the first time in years. I love pay day, it makes me do strange things.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:02, closed)

Yeah,
I know, I have an exciting life.

*is going to be sitting at home on a Friday night, playing on the xbox, crying*
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

it's called
Attack of the 50ft Woman, I think.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:04, closed)

A fifty-foot woman?
She must have to buy a whole lot of shoes.
/coat
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:05, closed)

@Kaol
That's not too bad, once my little girl's gone to bed, I usually just play PS2, or, God Forbid, scream obscenities while watching The Friday Night Project, or try desperately not to destroy every tv in the land because of that twat with the poncey hair from Balls of Steel.
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:07, closed)

Fair enough...
*doesn't own a TV*

Wow, this is getting off topic.
Tomorrow I'll be fixing a new light into my lizard's vivarium.
Hope I don't get bitten.
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:11, closed)

How can you play xbox
with no tv?

Surely that's just 'box'?
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:17, closed)

VGA
Cable into my 22inch TFT monitor...
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:18, closed)

I prefer my tv-less 'box'
It means you have to use your imagination. Right now I'm playing 'Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl stealing cars and robbing the bank of england with a hooker 4' on mine.

*pa-chooo!*
*pa-chooo!*
*pa-chooo!*
( Bert Monkeysex was there with his knickers in the air, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, closed)

just "box"
is one of my favourite things to play of a friday night.
( althegeordie A bullying, attention seeking AIDS-Bastard, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:23, closed)

Hmm...
*Is playing "Kaol's exciting pub adventure"*
(Kaol is having problems with too many bugs, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:30, closed)

"the birds"
is a short story by daphne du maurier, i think.
( rachelswipe get out of my chair, dillhole., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:09, closed)

The book is called
The Bible.

I'm sure thats what happens at the end of it anyway.
(mon bison is writing a column for www.oohnasty.com, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:00, closed)

I think Rachelswipe is right
It's a short story by Daphne Du Maurier, and I think the book itself is called "Don't Look Now", as that's the first story in it.
(The Empress, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:21, closed)