Got a picture of your front garden with ur house
selling it?

or maybe u just want to make a flashy facebook foto with a Porsche in it ....

folow the links !



this is a shit example to be honest ..... needs more CDC and stuff !!!
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:45, Reply)

omg
lol

wtf

u cant spel ur proply

lol
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:50, Reply)

lol
ur rite



roffle
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Title:
Description:
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Suggestion that your post is not new:
Laughter nonetheless:
( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:00, Reply)

that makes me laugh but i'm not sure it should do....hailp!
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Julie Moult is an idiot.
and also I fucking hate Haryy Enfield. He's telentless.
( Carlossus - "Hands are for glans.", Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:31, Reply)

Smudge the Cat rides a Scooba
THAT'S ALL THE DESCRIPTION YOU GET.
( intesvensk has obliterated the goddamn arachnids, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:25, Reply)

what a lully cat



rapes!
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Those things are so pointlessly slow and noisy.
I've never been a fan of cats.
( The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:33, Reply)

I have a Roomba
and it's great. It's scheduled to run when I'm at work so noise and speed is not an issue.
( finnbar has finally reached 5000, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:05, Reply)

Squirrels being dressed up as Mexicans
apparently some people have tamed the tree-rats and garbed them up like pet dogs. Blimey!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:10, Reply)

this worries me massively
Squirrels are vermin?

shirley
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)

2nd pic.
MASSIVE SQUIRREL BALLS!!!
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17, Reply)

i was just thinking thats




might go check my own
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:19, Reply)

I was going to check mine too
but then realised that i'd probably be massively disappointed that a squirrel has bigger balls than me :(
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:33, Reply)

looks like a real;ly naaaaasty vag to be honest with u





the squirrel not my balls
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:37, Reply)

On second viewing, I think you may be right!
Yay, my manliness is restored!!
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:49, Reply)

i doubt your manliness will ever be restored
........



unfair... and harsh


soz
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)

why did it take so long
for her to realize that she should give him pants
( intesvensk has obliterated the goddamn arachnids, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)

Blind artist paints in perspective
A very interesting (short) documentary on a blind artist - Esref Armaga.
Appologies if you have seen this before, I don't frequent links often, but this video really impressed me.
( General Violence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)

interesting
stuff
(Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:23, Reply)

It is really impressive
but he still got it a little bit wrong... like he was trying to get a bit more in there. It seems he has perspective - but a little different to reality.
(gaijintendo's alternative account compressed, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Tango Blackcurrant advert
I'd forgotten how good this ad was, shame we're not in that Tango era anymore
( sock running at you naked with an erection, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:56, Reply)

My boss is called Ray Gardner
I play him this advert at least once a day, much to his great annoyance. He was bullied at school about it and I like to think I'm rubbing salt in old wounds.
(Jimbotfu is bumming you in the gob, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 9:09, Reply)

Prison Slang
OK most of you Keister Bunnies will be familiar with this, but if not, put down your Fifi for half a minute and look at this.
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Interesting.

( Hummel escaped from the playpen on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:10, Reply)

I couldn't find...
"Buff My Pylon".
(mister_bronson_from_grange_hill, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 0:34, Reply)

Al Qaeda Hostage video outtakes
The follow up to another sketch by the same people which was posted last week

Edit: this is the other sketch: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m7branXLqeA
(Scary, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:47, Reply)

congrats
You found the only funny thing in over 8 hours of 'Tonightly'
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Pretty sure
they nicked it from something else as well.
( Oysdgp, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:11, Reply)

new zero punctuation
ronseal
(willenium rememberd what the doormouse said on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Man tries to have silly bank password. Fails.

( giant_squid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Pfffffft

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:17, Reply)

CLEVER MAN!
pffft
( Hummel escaped from the playpen on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Heh!
Awesome.
( FoldsFive wishes to remain an omnibus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:30, Reply)

Hahaha :D
Poor man
( General Violence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)

nob.
just leave why wind them up ... get a fookin life and worry about something more important instead

like plastic bags

or

bees
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:18, Reply)

"The member of staff involved no longer works for Lloyds TSB."
you mean, this crazy maniac is loose? LOOSE?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:55, Reply)

Nature at her most pitiless
True clash of the titans.
(lolwhites, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

awwwwwwww
A battle of epic fluff!

*dies*
(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Nature is such a harsh mistress.

( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

the kitten on the far right is MEGA UBER i want !
...

sniffles


baby soon .... Hurry up Stan !
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Kittins!

( in vino veritas, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:02, Reply)

*asplodes*

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:57, Reply)

Ask the Drewmeister

(fukko, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:53, Reply)

this is shit

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I second that motion
.
(Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:28, Reply)

who do you think you are...
david sylvian?
(pissflaps ugh, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 4:52, Reply)

um...
www.b3ta.com/links/220028
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)

well
i don't seen an 'i made this' tag....
(Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)

furry muff.

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)

i love that saying
i think i say it at least 3 times aweek
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Congratulations

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:39, Reply)

Dark Knight Deleted Scene I made this!
Bruce asks for a new suit. It was funnier in my head.
(styler_moses, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:25, Reply)

Heheheheh!
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Barbie dolls do Motor head....
Barbie dolls, puppetry & Motor Head == win!
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)

I see your Ace Of Spades...
...and raise you a Final Countdown

www.youtube.com/watch?v=awH81S3uMD0
(barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:06, Reply)

they should do Cold Play next
or Radio Head

or maybe some Green Day
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:21, Reply)

ISKETCH
You slags!
( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Fuck yeah!

( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)

I've just been and won every single game by a million points!!!
:D
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Bastard!
*wrestles to the ground and drools in mouth*
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:44, Reply)

*Elbows in the ribs, flips over and does the typewriter

(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Flips and dances around the room giving no hint of the next move.
Takes by surprise, squats and farts on face.
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:15, Reply)

Inhales deeply.....
...exhales with a satisfied smile and a semi
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:16, Reply)

i tried
got bored


downloading new stuff for next mix.

waiting for baby is depressing me]

mum is nakkered

put my back out moving her around

been told he will be 10-12lb's



mummy shitting herself
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Show her that squirrel pic and tell her that'll be her in a coupla months ;p
Meanwhile, you'll be left remixing nursery rhymes and CBeebies stuff.
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Bernie Clifton & His Ostrich Lift Olympic Spirits
I just saw a film clip of this on tonight's local telly. It's like that old Viz column "Fanny Batter's Hollywood Gossip" - Mrs Clifton said either the ostrich goes or I do. I bet you were wondering what he's up to these days.
(barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Advert mash up thingy bob thing I made this!

(Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:35, Reply)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( boyo81 is going to spend next week watching the West Wing, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:37, Reply)

STOP IT!!!
YOU'RE JUST ENCOURAGING HIM!!
( planearm, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:43, Reply)

can't help it

( boyo81 is going to spend next week watching the West Wing, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22, Reply)

This is fucking rich
Coming from you who got MrGomez's video pulled for "copyright infringement" when you are using copyrighted material numerous times during your video.

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:45, Reply)

that's a very good point
When asked why he never replies to anything...he sent this...

"People are clicking. All I want to happen really.
Any publicity is good publicity"

But my publicity wasn't good enough apparently.

bah!
( MrGomez has got man flu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:13, Reply)

what an utter prick

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:20, Reply)

Yay! Good first impression!

( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:24, Reply)

But he didn't like the publicity that your vid afforded him...
And now he posts this vid, basically giggling over "other" *i.e. copyrighted* footage, and pretends to be some sort of Charlie Brooker clone.

I am sure that Charlie Brooker would be insulted by the comparison.
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Hello folks!
Was your video a parody? Because if so it's fair comment, therefore should be allowed.

If it's not allowed, then his video is also not allowed because it's copyright infringement. So I for one will be flagging it. :)

Edit: Bumfluff, they want you to flag copyright if it's your copyright. But it's still spam. And it's still shit.
( masakatsu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:47, Reply)

Well it seems like it was a parody...
But it said "I'm Jacob Dyer Media and basically I'm a dickhead" so on that basis it's technically a factual documentary.
( MrGomez has got man flu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:15, Reply)

there has to be
a really nice way to nail this fucker to the wall. In such a way that he really hates, and can do nothing about.
( masakatsu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:31, Reply)

really big nails?

( boyo81 is going to spend next week watching the West Wing, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:24, Reply)

It's only funny when Charlie Brooker does it.

( The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:52, Reply)

Fucking this
not some poncy beanpole with a dumbfuck face and an annoying voice
( Koba Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Amen

( magnum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:30, Reply)

thank you!

( Willwillwritehiswill Pretty fly. (For a white guy), Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:51, Reply)

get fucked cunt

( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:01, Reply)

Die in a fire you attention seeking prickbeak

( Koba Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:02, Reply)

true irl lol

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:50, Reply)

I always wondered why there was an ignore button
Thank you Jacob for clearing up the mystery. *click*
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:10, Reply)

one of the reasons i signed up to this site was because i was lurking and really badly wanted to tell you to
SHOVE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP YOUR ROTTING CUNT, YOU UTTER WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE. YOUR FATHER SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED THAT HE EVEN PISSED INSIDE YOUR MUMS WOMB TO CREATE YOU.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Harsh, but fair

(barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:21, Reply)

Welcome to b3ta.
Did you fill out your P21 Outburst form?
( The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22, Reply)

yes.
rest assured, i'm lovely to everyone else. Can't we get this guy modded for spam?
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:26, Reply)

*bums
coz ilove u ALREADY
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Good point, well made
I think Ill make another account and ignore him twice
( Koba Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)

This is not the place to slag off other members' work.
If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:30, Reply)

i'm not slagging the work off, just the prick that makes it.
it's not terribly edited and the camera work is at least watchable.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:31, Reply)

I'm banned from posting comments on his younoobtube pages
SADFACE :(((((((((((((((((((((
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Was the comment
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it." by any chance?
(Shippy lurker circa 2000, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:01, Reply)

might have been

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:14, Reply)

Me too....
What an utter cunt!!!!
(Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:04, Reply)

me too!!
We need a support group.
( MrGomez has got man flu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:13, Reply)

or second accounts on youtube
that'd work too
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:15, Reply)

SET ONE UP THEN !
we need less barney or i'll fart on a kitten
( Awalla'fa'fucking'shagba, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:28, Reply)

Haha! Yes :)
Say no more, and have a proper lie down.
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:42, Reply)

HELL YES

( executiverocker 594F552041524520412043554E54, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Andy Warhol called... Time's up

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:12, Reply)

Hahaha!!
Nice retort!
(Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:40, Reply)

Por favor, apenas muera
mi nombre es jacob dyer y vivo en Bristol. es fantástica. sueno como oso barnaby. tengo gusto del oso barnaby. una vez él fue a Francia. fui a Francia. pero alguÌ�n cabrito quemó mi cuello. no tuve gusto de él.
(Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:39, Reply)

私の名前はヤコブのダイアーであり、私はブリストルに住んでいる。 それは素晴らしい。 私はbarnabyくまのように鳴る。私はbarnabyくまを好む。 1回彼はフランスに行った。 私はフランスに行った。 しかし子供は私の首を燃やした。 私はそれを好まなかった。
(Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:10, Reply)

You should be banned for spamming

( executiverocker 594F552041524520412043554E54, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:19, Reply)

he's only 17
in the eyes of the law, calling him a fucking awful cunt is child abuse, in the eyes of the law
(poochen BA(honnss), Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)

Wiki-puzzle game I made this!
I'm working on this game, and I'd like you to make some levels for it.

Linky goes to an example level, but you can make your own by going here:
wiki.robertmanuel.com/

There are also some instructions here:
www.e4.com/joystick/week-05.html

Oh and this is another example puzzle that looks like a COCK
( rob, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:39, Reply)

SPAM
EDIT: This has a bit of potential, akchally
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:43, Reply)

I see what you're getting at here....
*Hugs*

I was hoping for something less 1985...
( Monty Propps Takei for the Jungle King!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:50, Reply)

unless I'm missing something the example level
is unpossible? Don't suppose it matters but still.
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:56, Reply)

you are missing something
try again
( rob, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:57, Reply)

ah, I didn't realise that the fireman could walkthough the
fire
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:04, Reply)

you don't know much about firemen then do you???

( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:03, Reply)

I knew the fireman could walk through the fire
but still found it unpossible - although I am pissed and have a limited attention span
(cidersavedmylife, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:27, Reply)

I did the cock one.
It's very good. There should be a noise when you complete a level though.
( the_rhyme_minister is on a new wave tip, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:03, Reply)

holy shit, WHY did i find that practise level so implausibly hard?
o_O
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Bugger me
that was hard. That took me about 100 attempts...
( chart cat will wank for coins, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Ooh, pen!

( DogHorse qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:11, Reply)

I think this one should work...
..X.XXX.X..
.XFXXFXXFX.
X...V.....X
X...XVX...X
X...X.X...X
.X..X.X..X.
X.V.....VPX
.X..X.X..X.
X...X.X...X
.X..XFX..X.
..XX.X.XX..


May I suggest adding level titles? They were one of the things that made manic miner so ace.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, Reply)

I've stuck it in here
www.robmanuel.com/psychofireman/psychofireman.swf?url=http://wiki.robertmanuel.com/wiki/Monkeon
( rob, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, Reply)

That's a bit
easier to solve than I thought it would be!
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Sokoban
Is this sokoban?
(egg1, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Yes
There are probably enough sokoban levels on the internet to keep you going until doomsday.
( JimM, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Will it be available on the iphone?
/autocompletecunt
( Peregrin, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)

FUCK ME!!!!!
FIVE bastard goes!!!!!! But I got there in the end. Well done that man.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Burn the kitties!
Fingers crossed this should work - always hard to know whether the brain is functioning properly in the office or not.

.XXX.....
XXFXXXXXX
XFV...VPX
X..V..XVX
X.X..V.FX
XF....XVX
XXX..V.FX
..XXFF.XX
...XXXXX.

Are you allowed to have more Fires than Victims? It would make for some evil level possibilities where you lead the player astray with multiple options for cat-roasting.

(Apologies if this is in one of the levels already - I haven't tried them all yet due to open-plan office syndrome)
(annexed wonders if the road works will ever cease, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:35, Reply)

yep, more fires allowed
but obviously more victims than fires means you can't finish a game
( rob, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)

I see the Manic Miner level has more Fires than Victims at the moment, and as a result you can't complete it - I guess the code stipulates that every Fire must be burning a Victim to win the map, rather than every Victim must be on a Fire to win. I'd change around those winning conditions - both to allow for the creation of more interesting maps, but also to prevent people accidentally creating maps which can't be won.
(annexed wonders if the road works will ever cease, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:21, Reply)