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Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum Your newsletter team Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum looking for a good time.  |
B3ta Review Of The Year 2005 The best stuff made by B3ta people in 2005. |
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Gruesome Twosomes Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? Fucked if we can remember, and we made the damn quiz. |
If I Could Shit Out My Cock A question philosophers have been debating since greek times. |
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Dogs In Togs Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera. |
How To Poach An Egg Tackling the controversial subject of poaching eggs. Including the revolutionary "clingfilm" method. |
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Pornalike Quiz Oh come on. What do you think an quiz called "Pornalike Quiz" is going to be about? Kittens? |
Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you) Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he. |
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Classical Look-a-likes Fancied a bit of culture, so me and the missus popped down to the National Gallery... |
Phallic Logo Awards Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes. |
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Click the colour, not the word This is torture. Pure torture. But can you reach level 10? We can't and we made the damn game. |
Notepad Invaders Oh fuck. The aliens are coming. And this time they're from the planet biro. |
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B3ta Gift Guide Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment... |
Tramp 'o' Claus The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?) |
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Hey Hey 16k Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this. |
B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow! Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy... |
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I Like Bukkake Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake. |
Kill Your Parents An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens. |
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B3ta TV Pilot Imagine if b3ta was TV. Maybe it would look like this. |
Best Of B3ta 2003 |
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Sleepy Kitten Song Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want? |
Female or Shemale Our most famous quiz. You've played this. Surely you've played this. |
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Man Milk or Moo Milk Yay. More mucky quizzes. Milk or spunk. Can you tell? |
Gash or Tash Gashes. Yay! Tashes. Yay! Quizzes. YAY YAY YAY! |
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Realistic Internet Simulator Kill the pop-ups before the blue screen of death kills you. |
Funnel or Tunnel Oooh. Mucky quiz alert. Are these ladies indulging in vaginal or anal sex? |
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Jailbait or Legal Are these girls safe for man love? Or will the coppers come knocking? |
What's new pussycat We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game. It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen. TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct. |
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Buffy's Swearing Keyboard At last - the truth is revealed - Buffy is a SWEARING Vampire Slayer. Press the keys on your keyboard, from A to Z to hear her filth. |
Spot the Clifference Oh no! Sir Cliff Richard has been abducted by space aliens! They've locked him in a time vortex - can you help him escape? |
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Name that Beard Can you put a name to the famous beard? |
Cursor Love Bunny The b3ta collective present the most annoying game in the history of everything ever. Trace the bunny with your mouse as quickly as possible. It's guaranteed to make you want to smash your computer. |
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Top 10 Cutest Kittens Something to annoy people at work. Warning: Contains extreme shouting. |
Britney's Cat-a-phone It's Britney! It's kittens! It's got stupid noises! Huzzah! |
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He-cat or She-cat Lady cat or Man cat? Can you tell? Tip: girl cats have slightly more triangular faces. |
Spot The Gif-erence The nerdiest quiz we could think of. Yay. |
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Nonce or Babysitter We're sorry about this quiz. |
Celebrity or Look-a-like Ah, the wonderful world of celebrity look-a-likes. What a fun bit of googling this quiz was. |
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Female or Shemale 2 Is it a venus with a penis or lady woman? |
Female or Shemale 3 Are they chicks with dicks or very nice ladies? |
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Drink Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta. |
You can't spell We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos. |
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Smoke a fag Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta. |
Video Killed The Radio Star Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah. |
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Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google? |
Beer beer beer We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't. |
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Let's Fist Again Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it. |
Billy Bass Parody We hate those fish. We really hate those fish. |
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Fatcat or Satan Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made. |
The Singing Kitten Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens. |
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I Love You (Kitten) It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo. |
Spiderman will make you gay We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you. |
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Dogs In Snoods Dogs in Snoods. Why? |
B3ta Awards 2003 We asked you to vote for your favourite stuff on the web last year. You did in your droves. Here are the best things on the internet as voted for by you, YOU, the B3ta readers ... |
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Blode and the Giant Bee Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops. |
Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen. |
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Ja Da David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop. |
