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Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# Plot irrelevant


You can fast-forward through the bits without Colin in.
(Abuscruffy, Thu 29 May, 10:45, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister is over reliant on Um Bongo, Thu 29 May, 7:49, More)
# Don't know which one to watch?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is now disease-free, Wed 28 May, 21:15, More)
# and another

(yartek is a boot stamping on a human face … for ever, Sat 31 May, 17:22, More)
# Hey yooooouuuu guuuuyyysss

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccy How to Get Free Wii , see profile :D, Fri 30 May, 9:11, More)
# Happy talking talking, happy talk

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Thu 29 May, 15:02, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Thu 29 May, 12:31, More)
# Well...there were a few.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 29 May, 3:00, More)
# /tinfoil

(I helped save b3ta! leningrad posting any old shit on, Thu 29 May, 0:09, More)
#

(Cakie I got LBP and it exceeds the hype! Whodathunkit?, Wed 28 May, 20:27, More)
# It is certainly a cool hand...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Jun, 12:14, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere punched baby P in the face, Thu 29 May, 16:49, More)
# The Saurus ;)

(Capitan can't speak. He's feeling a little hoarse., Thu 29 May, 3:46, More)
# Discuss...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May, 1:56, More)
# nuff said.

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Wed 28 May, 22:29, More)
# I akshully love this film...


...but it's a bit cheap...
(theSHALROTH - now with 3.33% less teeths!!, Wed 28 May, 20:44, More)
# Shameless TOAP

EDIT: Terrible spelling fixed now. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is a big explodey wheel, Wed 28 May, 19:46, More)
# this...

took most of saturday night to do...and then b3ta died.
(polished turd http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1552, Tue 3 Jun, 21:14, More)
# ha ha racismlolz


it's possible that i've missed the true meaning of this film, not having watched it, but i'm thinking not
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 31 May, 13:32, More)
# sorry, got lazy around the 's'...

(tugger couldn't care less., Thu 29 May, 23:27, More)
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