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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# aaaaah
hehe, beaten to it... i'll go with this one then


(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Thu 29 May, 0:16, More)
# Doc! U Mental?


"Yeah, honey, let's watch a documentary about a shag flick."
(raevloek is effective against worms, Thu 29 May, 0:05, More)
# He's had the time of his life

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 28 May, 23:24, More)
# I do love this film but it's ripe for this compo

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May, 23:23, More)
# and this

(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Wed 28 May, 23:08, More)
# Well, nearly...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 28 May, 23:05, More)
# Original idea my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 28 May, 23:01, More)
# this concept may be repeated manyfold times in the coming week, I hope I got there first...


I suspect the winner isn't just the person who comes up with the best TOAP but who also combines it with the most accurate font facsimile...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May, 22:50, More)
# Don't forget about WHO?

(SarahPalin'sstalker Studied YSIS & knows he's into ANAL on, Wed 28 May, 22:48, More)
# hah, racist overtones
I'll just put this one in here then

Also not my own views, by the way
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#

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# This is a pile of shit, why am I even posting it?


"Towelheads" courtesy of Ben.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May, 22:07, More)
# Sorry


Will anyone get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Spack Monkey, Wed 28 May, 21:52, More)
# P'ZOW

(MNNNNGGH, Wed 28 May, 21:38, More)
# Beat him like a ginger stepchild!


Click for bigger (92KB)

Sorry if it's toss, it's my first go!
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad psychologically damaged since.., Wed 28 May, 21:38, More)
# The Italian Jobby


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank is, Wed 28 May, 21:27, More)
# here let me make your post a lil longer

(Barry the Time Sprout can't drink a pint of Bovril, Wed 28 May, 21:17, More)
#

EDIT:CHRIST. SHORTEST MAIN PAGE EVAAAR. shouldv'e posted in another thread. sozzle b3zzle.
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# Deja Vous

(SarahPalin'sstalker Studied YSIS & knows he's into ANAL on, Wed 28 May, 20:55, More)
# I want to see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters believes that the bird is = to or > the word on, Wed 28 May, 20:45, More)
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