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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk buy my new CD please: myspace.com/despondentrock, Thu 29 May, 14:42, More)
# Written by, directed by and starring Zach Braff...

(Machinecurse CSI: Milton Keynes, hitting your screens in 2009.., Thu 29 May, 14:08, More)
# Just one more for now, and TV, not film, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Thu 29 May, 13:52, More)
# Still tried looking them up anyway

(Super Jet Shoes puts a smiley after everything to make it OK, Thu 29 May, 13:05, More)
# Well, well, well...

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 May, 13:00, More)
# no t on my p

(MontyyouterribleCUNT now go get your fucking shinebox, Thu 29 May, 12:54, More)
# meh


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(vitamin c is at a stop codon, Thu 29 May, 12:05, More)
# well i did in 1984....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 May, 11:08, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! c_kick ™ - horse chestnuts, Thu 29 May, 10:42, More)
# How in the name of all that's holy did we get to 17 pages of compo?
pearoast sense... tingling...

In the interim, please accept this not-reposted-but-probably-been-done effort


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 May, 10:27, More)
# bindun?


*edit* SHIT
(MontyyouterribleCUNT now go get your fucking shinebox, Thu 29 May, 10:17, More)
# LOL TOAP MOVIE POSTER

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga mourning the death of his Archos, Thu 29 May, 9:10, More)
# THATS A KNIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel __stab stummok (cow)__, Thu 29 May, 1:50, More)
# quick and dirty... like his mother! SICKBURN!


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(Not Quite steals from the working man and eats dead children, Thu 29 May, 0:58, More)
# David Lynch Revisited

(SarahPalin'sstalker Studied YSIS & knows he's into ANAL on, Thu 29 May, 0:19, More)
# swearing FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Wed 28 May, 23:51, More)
# I have to say, this is a great film...

(I helped save b3ta! Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Wed 28 May, 23:21, More)
# Two in one. If you get what I mean.

OKAY OKAY OKAY I FIXED IT. Now just under the 30kb happy limit.

I like the one on the left better.


Once again, Ben is far funnier than me.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May, 22:31, More)
# 'lo

(Ragman Zarti is from outer space., Wed 28 May, 22:22, More)
# meh

(Barry Shitpeas Sausages: they're like little meaty pipes, Wed 28 May, 22:17, More)
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